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Nicht BurningTurtle

@ nichtburningturtle @feddit.org

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  • Do you use poweroff or suspend on your Linux systems? Why?

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  • Even without considering any firehazard I simply enjoy starting from a clean slate every time I start a pc.

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  • “Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”

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  • These are the same type of people who believed ELIZA to be sentient.

  • Hoptal :(

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  • A petrol fueled pump? Must be old.

  • Garden pest

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  • Flamethrower.

  • Dude, what's wrong with Reddit?

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  • Sadly any substances related to showering are percieved as dangerous by the stereotypical reddit mod. :D

  • How Do You Go About Buying Stuff Online While Avoiding Amazon?

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  • There have been a few cases of android TVs having backdoors installed.

  • Millennials telling our grandkids about turn-of-the-century fashion

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  • Your arrival was foretold.

  • Why is Germany so prevalent on Lemmy?

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  • Tho the r/de mods have this exact problem in recent times.

  • That poor jar...

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  • He wouldn't ask you.

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  • A 2001 honda civic you will not drive.

  • Is there a small gps tracker that isn't an air tag or tile that also doesn't cost a thousand dollars or require a subscription?

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  • The comparably low battery life of phones could become a problem.

  • Millennials telling our grandkids about turn-of-the-century fashion

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  • He's known for putting instant noodles on the head of people depicted in his memes. You wouldn't know him, since he's mostly active in ich_iel.

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  • Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

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  • To represent their creators.

  • Happy Easter.

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  • Both are also revealed to be a superior creature after the rebirth.

  • Trump Admin Considering Giving $10,000 To Each Person In Greenland To Annex The Island

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  • Enough to barely cover your first ambulance ride.

  • People who use non-QWERTY keyboards: what do you use?

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  • Since I'm German I used to exclusively use qwertz, but now I use both qwertz and qwerty with qwerty being my main when docked.

  • AI sucks

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  • Same with crypto. Both have potential, but are being misused instead.

  • Tally ho!

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  • "I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."