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  • Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet

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  • Oh I see! Yeah the p12 cert solution would obviously be vulnerable to the "grandma attack"

    But it seems weird, because all of us in the EU should have to implement the eIDAS directive right, and our implementation of an eID here in Germany at least is an NFC interface on our national identity cards. So any phone with NFC can be the reader.

    If I wanna do my taxes, I touch my ID to my phone, enter my PIN and get logged in.

    Granted...that's still a pretty fucked up "auth flow" for when I wanna watch porn 😅

  • Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet

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  • For the first part of the question: I have to think/find a specific protocol to verify my intuition...

    For the second part of the question: no that is not possible. Cryptographic material is stored in a Smartcard/secure platform module which (in simple terms) means the key material can't be extracted. So you always have to be physically in possession of the ID card/device with digital wallet in order to use it. Further you have to know a PIN or be able to present some biometric features to

    So yeah a smart kid can nick their grannies ID, find out her PIN or socially engineer her into providing biometric features. But it would only be valid for that one attestation.

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  • It wouldn't even be half bad...if they used the technology available to us and implemented it as zero knowledge proofs, where your ID cryptographically attests that you are a certain age without disclosing any other info.

    But they don't. Because it's not about age, it's about identity and surveillance

  • I wonder if this was made by AI or a shit programmer

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  • Ah yes, Firebase. The Google version of leaking all your company data through a public S3 bucket

    I remember when they launched and started pushing it in the Android dev community. Actually won a Google Pixel at a Firebase sponsored hackathon in my town...after that I never touched Firestore again. Using that ACL language to restrict access, you could see the massive foot gun from a mile away

  • Meanwhile, in the Papesic Period...

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  • STEP AWAY FROM THE WHEEL!!1!

  • Can I lick it?

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  • So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor

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  • It's probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.

    Don't let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!

  • Scientists reportedly hiding AI text prompts in academic papers to receive positive peer reviews

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  • It's still extremely shitty unethical behavior in my book since the negative impact is not felt by the organization that's failing to validate their inputs, but your peers who are potentially being screwed out of a review process and a spot in a journal or conference

  • Scientists reportedly hiding AI text prompts in academic papers to receive positive peer reviews

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  • Caveat: not all of academia seems to be that rotten. The evidence found on arxiv.org is mainly, if not only, in the field of AI research itself 🤡

    You can try it yourself, just type the following in googles search box:

    allintext: "IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS" site:arxiv.org

    A little preview:

  • It's gotta be good, right?

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  • More power to ya buddy

  • AI cannot replace humans spiteful spirit

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  • I see your pitiful vibe coding and raise you... SPITE CODING 👿

  • All downhill from there

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  • Inside you there are two snails...

  • And all the antivaxxers I ever knew sure like recreational substances too.

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  • It's more along the lines of: Could you benefit from it because of some legit medical issues. Then go ahead.

    Do you want to take it recreationally to fit in your new dress for the wedding 3 weeks from now without any lifestyle changes? Don't take it.

    Ozempic is not some fun new "weight loss shot", it's a fucking necessity for people with diabetes. That includes Type I diabetes, which is due to genetics and not lifestyle choices.

    Recreational users have made ozempic scarce, raising the price to unsustainable levels for folx that rely on it to stay alive

  • 'Just in': Elon Musk officially launches new political party

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  • I don't think he's THAT delusional. But he might be targeting the libertarian crypto fiends and techno-fascists that have gathered around the MAGA platform during the last election.

  • Silicon Valley Executives Join the Army as Officers. The men will get to skip the usual process of taking a Direct Commissioning Course and won’t need to complete the Army Fitness Test.

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  • Imagine having seen combat and suddenly having to take orders from some coddled millionaire man-child that's cosplaying as commissioned officer

  • Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone

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  • Next: Watch the Trump administration try to force the big national carriers to give preferential treatment to Trump Mobile on their radio hardware

  • Immuno-response

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  • "immune system uses cytokine storm"

    ..."it killed itself in confusion"

  • Menstrual tracking app data is a ‘gold mine’ for advertisers that risks women’s safety

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  • There is! It's called drip and is a project started by a berlin-based feminist collective iirc.

    https://dripapp.org/

    Free, open-source, local data only