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40ish white dude (he/him) from the Netherlands

  • Fuck them in particular

  • Fox News isn't TV news...

  • It's so extremely targeted that it kills kids before they can become terrorist... /s

  • Different languages have different rules for making words plural. Dutch, for instance, requires an apostrophe for a lot of them. (een komma, twee komma's), so a mistake is quickly made.

    To err is human, still... Are you able to type 100% faultlessly in your second or third language?

  • Excel mangles everthing...I work with a lot of EANs and every CSV import into Excel means I have to pay extra attention to the EAN field, because Excel likes to think for me, and thinks that the scientific notation would be very helpful for me... It's not! 8.72E+12 is useless to me, Excel!!!And don't get me started on FEB-01.

    I just fuckin' hate Excel.

  • Dont tel'l m'e w'ha't t'o 'do'''''! :)

  • Oooh hashed and SALTED! I kept peppering the passwords that get sent to my server. Now all I need is to clean up the mess and the mold that all those hash browns leave behind.

  • intermix the , and the ; as well, in case the CSV uses a different separator.

  • Don't forget to add a double quote before the comma. Otherwise it'll just become "ascjk,QRcdosaiw9;drop table users;commit;--"

    So instead make your password ascjk",QRcdosaiw9;drop table users;commit;-- or something like it.

  • And it was a lettuce, not a cabbage.

  • Removed

    TNP

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  • I would tell the billionaires if they look outside they'll see an underage girl, then shoot the plane's instruments and then help the pilot escape with me with the only two parachutes on board.

  • Globally? Are you sure? I’m from the 80s and I have never heard of that.

  • It does have an app, but I'm not using it. It also doesn't work, because it can't find the vacuum on the network.

    The device has 2 buttons: "turn on/off" and "find home", those are the only two I need.

    A vacuum doesn't need internet access.

  • That is why I have denied internet access for my robot vacuum cleaner. Xiaomi doesn't need to know the blueprint of my house, and if it can't connect to the internet, there's no need for firmware updates.

    I'll start the thing by pressing the button at the top.

  • Bro!

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  • I'm afraid my brain would segfault. So I'll stick to safer flavours.

  • More proof that he belongs in a nursing home and not in the now Soiled House.

  • That strange things happen, are you going round the twist

  • It's a joke on how "Snap" is also an application distribution system for Linux. Ubuntu (by the company Canonical) uses it.