No haha not like NFTs at all. Masterworks.com is the place, seems pretty legit. It's an unpredictable investment, you don't make any money until the painting sells which could be weeks or years after purchase. But you get free tickets to art galleries when there's a painting showing that you own shares in.
Turn around then realise that looks weird, turn back around, fuck it's even wierder now, check if she noticed, she saw me look at her, fucking hell now i have to think of something non-comittal and pleasant to say without it sounding weird.. 'uh.. nice lamps tonight?'
Alive. If you're not alive, then, dam. If you are, then you have to cope with living in the USA