in that case you're looking for llamafiles. single file, llm included, starts into a web gui. the only limitation is that windows limits the size of executable files to 4GB so on that OS you're limited to smaller models.
the guy who got stuck in a block of ice during a ted talk, yes.
he's my favourite quack because he claims that his training regimen is the reason he can handle the cold, even after participating in a twin study where his twin brother turned out to have exactly the same resistance despite never doing the training...
i mean the authors don't control whether the labels are on there to begin with. that's down to regulation.