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  • well if it's fungal it could have other methods of transmission that aren't documented due to lack of study. like you know how brazil nut allergy can be triggered through fluid exchange

  • could be a fungal infection

  • ...do we know that? maybe vampires just have really bad dental hygiene

  • imagine having to explain at the vampires anonymous meeting that you got it by cleaning out your bird feeder.

  • latent vampirism...

  • how would sparrows transfer vampirism without teeth?

  • i'm aware, but we've already established that it wasn't swallows.

  • not much call for protection from vampires around swallows, i'd think

  • you'd know

  • you're not very good at this

  • oh so you haven't actually done any of it.

  • how are you handling the GC? how are you handling things like interrupts?

  • yeah that makes sense

  • are you suggesting garlic migrates?

  • wat

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  • that's a bit much, i mean he's been obsessed with the idea of "X" since the 90s. his first company was called x dot com, he made the space company he bought change their name to space x, the most gimmicky car he could persuade Tesla to build in the early days was the model x, he has like seven x wives...

  • yeah the antennas for higher frequencies are different. the signal is the same but the antennas need to be a different size.

    most likely there's one 4g tower and multiple 5g base stations around you. if you're on the edge of a city that's most likely it.

  • 5g has very short range. like, half a km tops for mid-high speed. so when you move it makes sense than it would disconnect. it's also built on top of the 4g stack, so switching should be completely seamless. when did you last reboot?

  • i have a replica PDP-11 that i built from a kit. i think it's very cool looking.

    i also have the first version of the espruino. it's a tiny microcontroller (a computer on a chip) that can only run javascript (the thing you build websites with). and not modern javascript either, the wonky 2010 kind. it's completely useless.

  • this is a great opportunity to bring in riddles from the Kids Write Jokes tumblr. not gonna spoiler the answers for... obvious reasons.

    some of my favourites:

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Doctor Dentist

    Doctor Dentist who

    How can you be a Doctor and a Dentist there is not enough time

    what do dogs call Italy?

    dogtaly

    How many sharks does it take to make a grandpa shark?

    1,280,000 sharks.

    what does NASA stand for.

    not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    and my all time fave

    can you fart?

    do it now