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It's just a joke, bro

Or is it?

  • I just find it kinda weird and annoying how y'all can turn unrelated topics into US news and politics. As someone who has never set foot there, I know way more than I need to about it because of how widespread your news and politics are, and how much it comes my way even when unrelated to the topic at hand.

  • Damn, y'all really can't think 'bout nu'in else, innit?

  • And that's not just a win for companies. The fact that my metadata is out there is great for me as a user. Like with targeted ads -- I get tons of coupons from cool restaurants.

  • When you log into YouTube, a patented recog device does read your anus to confirm your identity. Its CCDs convert light into text-based codes, which represent your unique fingerprint of anal terrain.

  • Yeah, man. Stairs were the shit. But once I turned 20, I knew it was just too much. Not a sustainable lifestyle anymore…

  • D'you place the order before or after heading downstairs?

  • Well, I sure hope this doesn't come to be. I don't wanna use their official website, the 3rd party tools are great! But YouTube has become an essential part of my everyday life…

    And yes, I have looked into alternatives. They lack what YouTube got, which is the creators I already like (pretty much all of them exclusive to YouTube). Best I could get is copycats. You might be able to find something similar, but not the same (unless you like tech, I guess. If all you consume is tech, you won't lack options (especially if you don't care for specific creators))

  • I say you like what you like. So long as it don't hurt no one, I'm okay with it.

    Fun pop song made by a team of songwriters? Cool.

    Solo singer-songwriter writing from their heart and hatred for women & LGBT? GTFO

    If it is fun, it is fun. If I like it, I like. Don't care for details. So long as it's not hurtful or offensive, I don't GAFOS

  • LibreOffice is good, I use it and, for my use cases, it works.

    Yeah, it sucks. Can't go into much detail, cause of an NDA. All I can say is, read the Terms and Conditions of Use. You never know in what situation you might get yourself into

  • Wait, for real?! What the…

  • Well, let us hope none of The Beatles' songs have been written by all members, then. Same goes for any band with more than three members. Cuz apparently many songwriters s bad. Only solo artists. In fact, to be safe, we should just ban group acts. Solo artists only. Anything else is corporate garbage. The best stuff is done by one person alone, not a group of people. Or so says this one person on the internet

  • Facebook has ads with your face slapped on them?

  • I already use LibreWolf. Not sure what softmaker is, though.

    I am not allowed to leave Windows, though

  • Define soulless corporate pop music

  • Average Uncultured American (they fail to appreciate other cultures):

  • Webp

    Jump
  • Is JXL in actual use? Is it supported? I reckon it's quite new, innit? D'you happen to.know how it compares to its peers?

  • Stuff...

    Jump
  • They prolly like murder or sth

  • OAuth

    Jump
  • More like, "are you sure?"

    Are you really sure?

    Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?

    Sure, just… confirm your password

    Confirmation code sent to your phone

    Now, log out and back in, to be sure

    You sure, right? Didn't change your mind?

    Okay, confirm link sent to email

    Okay, but, like, take a look at what you'll be missing. Are you really sure?

    Oi, I'll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?

    Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don't care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you're leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y'know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters

    Aight, just so you know, we'll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.

    Hate to see you go :(

    We'll miss you tons. Come back anytime!

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