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  • So you can probably resolve this issue: those aren't Northumbria Police in the second photo, are they?

  • Don't you feel great again, America?

  • They're trying to appease conservatives, who said marriage equality would end up with craziness like people marrying motor vehicles.

  • You wouldn't steal Odo's bucket

  • IIRC Virginia Hey, Zhaan in Farscape, kept having to wear that blue body paint 6-8 months a year until she got kidney problems from it and quit the show.

  • Open frequencies? I'd be happy if he'd just open the pod bay doors!

  • EMKL!! (ErMerKerLerss!!)

  • It's been so long between the last time I saw Firefly or Serenity and when I started watching Dark Matter (only a few months ago), the comparison didn't even occur to me.

    There is some overlap, but IMHO not much more than any other "rag tag group of fugitives on a powerful ship" sci fi. Speaking of which, only after I posted did I think "oh, I forgot to find a role for Avon from Blake's 7."

    • Captain: James T. Kirk
    • Number One: 2 (of the Raza)
    • Helm Officer: Beka Valentine
    • Tactical Officer: Colonel Jack O'Neill
    • Chief of Security: Ka D'Argo
    • Chief Assassin: Aeryn Sun
    • Strike Team: Vic Mackey, Kira Nerys, 5 (of the Raza), Tom Paris, Ro Laren
    • Chief Science Officer: Spock
    • Ship's Counsellor: Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan
    • Chief Engineer: Miles O'Brien
    • Deputy Chief Engineer: Seamus Harper
    • Chief Medical Officer: Blazin' Bev Crusher
    • Constable/Internal Affairs: Odo
    • Chief Steward (Ten Forward): Quark
    • Entertainment Officer: Cat (of the Red Dwarf)
    • Ship's Computer: Andromeda Ascendant
    • Prime Directive Council: Picard, Janeway, Sisko
    • AI Rights council: Data, the Emergency Medical Hologram, Arnold J. Rimmer
    • Taichi & warrior bullshit gurus: Worf, 4 (of the Raza)
    • Quartermaster: Dominar Rygel XVI
    • Ship's Tailor: Garak
    • Poker night: Will Riker, 3 (of the Raza), Chiana, Montgomery Scott, Dave Lister, Q (I mean, who could stop him from attending), Ace Rimmer, Jadzia Dax, Guinan
    • After party: Will for sure, 2, Rygel, Chiana, Blazin' Bev, John Crichton, Garak, Zhaan
    • Kid's Table: Wesley Crusher, 5 (of the Raza), Alexander Rozhenko, Dr Julian Bashir
    • Cadets: Nog, Jake Sisko
    • Chief Honour Officer: Gowron
    • Audience stand-in: John Crichton

    Just off the top of my head.

  • As much as I love Tim, isn't he a tad long in the tooth to be starting a TOS reboot? Like, a whole generation older than Shatner was at the start of TOS?

    Right for playing a guy who's decided who he is and calmed down a bit, but not for a thrusting young captain who nails every green chick in sight.

  • Thanks for the heads up.

    I should have guessed it was trashy, in the UK it was shown on Channel 5, the home of trash.

  • I only just started watching Lexx (free on Fawesome), movies 1 & 2. What's the issue with the series?

  • Kevin Sorbo's out?!!?!

    /jk

  • Now if only someone would photoshop Trek crews experiencing Event Horizon...