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klu9

@ klu9 @lemmy.ca

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  • Florida serial killer cheers Trump in his final words at execution

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  • "What a LOSER. He got CAUGHT. NOTHING like me. Everyone says I'm the BEST of ALL TIME!"

  • The last person I suspected

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  • The rarely seen Galaxy-class Autopilot

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  • The rarely seen Galaxy-class Autopilot

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  • Roger, Roger.

  • The rarely seen Galaxy-class Autopilot

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  • [I'll step up.]

    Yes, we are doing Warp 9. And don't call me Shirley.

  • What "same actor, different character" match-ups would you like to see?

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  • That. Sounds. AWESOME!

    And for sh*ts and giggles, have another version where 'Oldman as Gordon' is allied with 'Reno as Léon', but 'Oldman as Stansfield' is allied with 'Reno as Godefroy' from Les Visiteurs.

  • How can I federate my ghost blog?

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  • Title/caption this in comments

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  • "But I didn't have the salmon mousse!"

  • Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?

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  • New game:

    "AI or Putin? You decide!"

  • Slaps.

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  • Imagine the merch!

  • My wife asked me to share this with you all.

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  • Commando forever!

  • You're saying we could have had this conversation before?

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  • US to ban Canadians from entering border friendship library

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  • Friends in low places

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  • But obviously that will be rescinded at some point because:

    [on the two fighters tracking Red Dwarf]

    • Holly: They're from Earth.
    • Lister: That's 3 million years away.
    • Holly: They're from the Norweb Federation.
    • Lister: What's that?
    • Holly: The North Western Electricity Board. They want you, Dave.
    • Lister: Me? Why? What for?
    • Holly: For your crimes against humanity.
    • Lister: You what?
    • Holly: It seems when you left Earth, 3 million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen. Do you know what happens to sausages left unattended for 3 million years?
    • Lister: Yeah, they go mouldy.
    • Holly: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eights of the Earth's surface. Also, you left £17.50 in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest, you now own 98% of all the world's wealth. And because you've hoarded it for 3 million years, nobody's got any money except for you and Norweb.
    • Lister: Why Norweb?
    • Holly: You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for £180 billion.

  • State of the Union

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  • He should be in the uniform of the Democratic Order Of Planets, given that he is Zapp Brannigan made flesh (but orangier).

  • US to ban Canadians from entering border friendship library

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  • Eventually, a Berlin-style wall, with ICE agents gunning down any citizens disloyal enough to try to escape to Canada.

  • When someone accuses you of covering up bad hair.

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  • (Needs more space between the middle and ring fingers)

  • When someone accuses you of covering up bad hair.

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    On worked being are things

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  • Soon: things are being twerked on.