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johsny

@ johsny @lemmy.world

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  • fierce

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  • What's the last new (to you) band you got really into?

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  • Royal Blood and Spoegwolf.

  • A Ukrainian corps is battle-testing exoskeletons that can fold into a briefcase

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  • Yep, same. He seems to have no real agenda, just a dude with a huge audience saying what he thinks about whatever he feels like talking about, and he does it in a fairly entertaining manner.

  • A Ukrainian corps is battle-testing exoskeletons that can fold into a briefcase

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  • The youtube guy (penguinz0) or something like that tested one of these.I for one was underwhelmed.

  • Self inflicted suffering

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  • You have a female orange? That doesn’t happen very often. Cool.

  • LLMs can unmask pseudonymous users at scale with surprising accuracy

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  • You think that is bad? 3 weeks ago I went camping while jacking off and I came across my family doctor's grandma staring at a pile of leaves. As I got closer I noticed it wasn't a pile of leaves at all but rather a man that I recognized from somewhere. I realized I had seen him while on a trip to the UK last year at an authentic British fish and chips place my wife and 6 uncles had lunch at. He was vinegar balls Edward, an old fisherman who comes to your table for you to squeeze malt vinegar out of his balls onto your fries for an authentic British experience.

    So here he is on my camping jack just laying there dead.

    I did what any smart person would do and I pulled out my Swiss Army knife and hacked off his sack. 2 weeks later I went back to the UK and sold his scrotum and balls to that restaurant, they were about to go out of business without malt vinegar so they were extremely appreciative when I brought them the vinegar balls. The mayor of the town named a street after me and gave me six packs of smokes. I smoked them all that day despite being a non smoker because I needed to show that I was thankful for the gift.

    In 3 months I'll be going on another camping trip with my step grandpa, no jacking off allowed this time but maybe I'll find a corpse that'Il haunt me forever. All it takes is 6 packs of smokes and a pocket full of belly buttons. That's right, I'm totally a smoker now because smoking is the coolest fuckin thing anyone could ever do.

  • WhatsApp Introduces Ads in Its App

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  • Same!

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    TIL that Elon Musk controls 90 companies. When he buys land, when he orders food, or when he gives money to politicians, he uses shell companies

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  • I disagree. He should be kicked in the nuts really hard, and then they can do all those things you said.

  • How often are your windows open? What about during Winter? or during Summer? Do you open windows to let in fresh air?

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  • I have windows in my house that have not been closed for 20 years. The one in my bedroom for one.

  • Cat

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  • Cat.

  • What's your favorite band?

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  • At the moment, Royal Blood

  • China’s dancing robots: how worried should we be?

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  • Seems kinda boring. Watching robots dance is like watching the microwave do its thing.

  • Hazardous substances found in all headphones tested by ToxFREE project

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  • Who is chewing on their headphones?

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    How's South Africa These Days?

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  • Yeah, crime definitely overblown, it can happen, but I’ll take a guess it can happen anywhere if you go looking for it.

    3 of the houses on SunEden belongs to German couples, they say it is their escape hatch should things get worse in EU. Makes you think.

    Anyway, good luck and I hope you are successfull and happy wherever you decide to go!

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    How's South Africa These Days?

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  • It’s fine. Be careful where you go at night. Enjoy the braai. Sometimes there is no water. It eventually comes back. Electricity is ok. Traffic is nuts. The weather is great. Come visit SunEden, you will love it. Braaibroodjies, brandewyn and rugby. Good times! Most people have no job though.

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    How's South Africa These Days?

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  • We have our problems, but in my experience white genocide is not one of them.

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    How's South Africa These Days?

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  • I’m here.

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  • How do you know? Maybe I am.

  • What’s a food you love that everyone else seems to judge you for?

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  • Marmite