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@ ivanafterall @lemmy.world

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Formerly ivanafterall, started on kbin.social.

  • Name one example?

  • Don't even think of approaching his wife unless you're already hard.

  • Where's Jane Goodall?

  • "His mom is a Kranger!"

  • They must have finally graduated to the coyote/roadrunner cartoons.

  • so meta

  • Then invest in fatter networking cables that can hold more signals in them.

  • Compared to shark attacks, more than 1,000 times the number of people each year choke to death. Now THAT'S a movie I'd watch!

  • "I was just following orders." 🙄

  • No. I'll get to it here shortly, honest.

  • An ex called me beautiful and it was obviously very memorable as evidenced by my still remembering it. Another said I have amazing, seductive-lady-in-a-makeup-commercial eyelashes (but mostly only on one eye). That one was less moving, but still funny/nice-ish/I didn't totally hate it. I just mean you might be surprised. Most guys won't be picky about compliments. We're like parched flowers.

  • Obviously they're not artists. 🙄

    They're prompt engineers. It's highly complex, hard science shit.

  • I like these local stories that (I hope!) will make people participate in politics

    I hope politics will make local people that I like participate in these stories

  • Air Force Three was a really solid ending to the series imo. The Blade Runner series is out of control though. No series needs 2,000+ entries.

  • I do it for the leg/back/neck/arm cracks it enables, but my body is probably just broken.

  • The day my son surpassed me in Rocket League, I knew I'd passed my prime.

  • Nice.

  • I have no idea! I'm (not actually) ashamed to admit I know nothing of tar and similar roofing/lynching substances.

  • "So it protected her unborn baby from murder, see!"

    -fascists

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Rayman noodles

  • HistoryMemes @lemmy.ml

    I'm a rayonnant man, even though you didn't ask.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    5.9/10

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's your go-to shower snack?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Welcome to the future!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Are blind people less racist, on average?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Anybody else on Lemmy driving for Uber or Lyft?

  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    Gallup to Stop Tracking Presidential Approval After More Than 80 Years

    www.axios.com /2026/02/11/gallup-ends-presidential-approval-rating
  • memes @lemmy.world

    Aroooooooo?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    I wish they'd finished that show.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Santa Reportedly Considering Invading Venezuela

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I'm banking on it losing its appeal by the end of the month.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman

    apnews.com /article/rubio-state-department-fonts-calibri-times-new-roman-1fcdc92f8229efd515fe44ae9ca16137
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    They really do.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Let's be honest: it was always gonna be pizza.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Who's feeling bold?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Oh, I love cat people!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Women only want one thing

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I've decided to allow your child to become my beast of burden!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    No added preservatives!