Officer breaks up 2 people fighting, asks "What's going on here?"

"This is my house and this man came into my garden and doesn't want to leave," one man says.

"Well, you don't understand sir, I have been living in this neighborhood all my live and everybody agrees this is a nice place to be." the other man says.

The officer thinks long and hard about the situation until he looks to the homeowner and says "Mister, you have a very nice house and he only took the garden so I think it would be fair if we could find some middle ground after all the fighting you two have been doing. I mean, wouldn't it be nice if you could do something better with all your resources? I propose you just go back inside and enjoy your nice house. You can just choose to not be upset about some man who took over your garden. I mean, I can't force you to accept my proposal but it's either that, or I leave and you two go back to fighting.It's easy, just go inside and watch some TV.Why are you making this so complicated?You're not even in the garden all the time.Imagine yourself in my position, wouldn't you too want to go home to your wife instead of dealing with someone who didn't even thank me for showing up?If it wasn't for me you would still be fighting this man.Just be cool okay, no need to be ungrateful about this. Think about me for a second here, jeez."