Ok, so you just don't like our rooms, fair.But how about exclusive holodeck access with safety protocols off and a cleaning crew that never ask questions?
I think his public hairs are on his head. His private area otherwise could also blink like his positronic brain.
Geordi could also create his own content with his Meta pervert glasses:https://treknews.net/2012/02/03/geordi-la-forge-visor-webcomic/
The shadow looks like the ghost peed in the bed.