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glorkon

@ glorkon @lemmy.world

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  • Well, I think you'll find that it really does matter if you use dried jalapeños or dried Carolina reapers.

  • What's your drink of choice?

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  • I'm a fucking snob so I spend way too much money on expensive single malts and gyokuro green tea.

  • Things were better back then, my ass!

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  • suddenly im a chef

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  • Yes, there is one Youtuber who makes super authentic Jamaican stuff called Feed & Teach. Watching his videos is worth it for the Patois alone.

    This is the basis for the jerk sauce I was talking about, and this will make your kitchen smell nice.

  • suddenly im a chef

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  • I see you're a man of culture as well.

    For European cuisine, I like replacing salt with anchovies as they are basically just salt with benefits.

    Have you ever tried cooking your own Jamaican Jerk marinade? Pimento, chili, garlic, onions, thyme and ginger, nutmeg, cloves plus soy sauce. And since that is supposed to cook for hours... your kitchen will smell lovely for days.

  • Thanksgiving dinner

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  • Cardiac disease on a plate.

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    TIL about Marianne Bachmeier who shot dead the man who sexually assaulted and murdered her 7 year old child

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  • To anyone downvoting me:

    You rightly despise the perpetrator and his actions, but if you advocate vigilante justice, you are showing just as little respect for the law and all the rules of human coexistence as he did. You should all be ashamed.

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    TIL about Marianne Bachmeier who shot dead the man who sexually assaulted and murdered her 7 year old child

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  • Yes, the bastard who assaulted her child deserved death.

    No, you can't take justice into your own hands, because vigilante justice means the negation of all civilizational achievements and the rule of law.

  • Follow the evil

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  • Romantasy, these days...

  • Adam Ellis

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  • I always suspected Christians were secretly into homosexuality.

    After all, they're the ones down on their knees hoping for a man to come for the second time.

  • I voted for Trump!

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  • Well well well.

    Suppose a normal violin has strings of ~33cm length. The E-string would have a frequency of ~660 Hz. Let's shrink that down to tardigrade dimensions (according to Google, it's about 400μm).

    I'm just going to assume the tardigrade violin has a string length of 60μm.

    The frequency of strings also depends on tensile stress and mass density - let's just assume that these scale proportionally.

    So we can use the formula: f∝1/L (basically means, half the size means double the frequency).

    Let's calculate the scale factor s for the frequency:

    L(real) = 330mm, f(real) = 660 Hz L(tardi) = 60μm.

    s = L(real) / L(tardi) = 0.33 / 6 * 10⁻⁵ = 5500.

    This means that the frequency of the tardigrade E-string would be:

    f(tardi) = f(real) * s = f(real) * 5500 = 660Hz * 5500 = 3,630,000Hz = 3.63 megahertz, which is 181.5 times above than the human limit of 20kHz.

    Difference in octaves... log2(3.63 Mhz / 660 Hz) = 15.7

    That means the tardigade E-string is almost 16 octaves above the human one.

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    Is it common for family members to spy on each other's sexual behavior to find evidence of "degeneracy"? Or did I grow up in hell?

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  • Yeah, that's the kind of toxic family that one should cut off as soon as possible.

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  • They gave us the thagomizer. What more do you want?

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene Reportedly Plots 2028 Presidential Run as a 'Real MAGA' Republican

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  • Just another vile demagogue. And people will be dumb enough to vote for her.

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  • Psst. You forgot the megameters.

  • The last free thinking entrepreneur

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  • Same happened to me when I patented the Kitten Mangler X10-B. It could mangle up to fifty kittens per minute, but the Radical Left just shot it down without even looking at the benefits of such an innovative idea.

  • Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in Mississippi

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  • At this point I'm just like, yeah, that may just as well happen.

  • a Trump-Supporting farm is upset Trump recommending Americans to buy beef from Argentina

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  • I know, Godwin's law, yada yada.

    But I still feel I can compare Trump to Hitler, I'm German after all. Trump is a demagogue, Hitler was a demagogue. Both check all the boxes (see this list).

    And to me, this message sounds just as bizarre as "Dear Führer, we love you and support you, but we think the war you wage on the world will ultimately destroy us all."