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  • Still booting after all these years: The people stuck using ancient Windows computers

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  • =Let(), Lambda and Regex were good additions to Excel imo

  • Trump admin permits sale of device that allows standard firearms to fire like machine guns

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  • Every driver's Licence with daTe of Birth and orGan donor has LGBT on it.

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  • I had a MacBook, while I was typing on it, suddenly just turn off, never to be turned on again. Took it to the store, they told me it was cheaper to buy a new one.

  • Mom can we have Scratch? We have scratch at home. Scratch at home:

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  • super minor but I always preferred to define fizzbuzz as modulo 3*5 to show adherence to the instructions in the readability of the code without having to think about why

  • I didn't vote for this

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  • that is what the de minimis loophole is though, and it is ideologically consistent with tariffs and trumps economic view so it is what he voted for

  • Elon Musk is responsible for “killing the world’s poorest children,” says Bill Gates

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  • what about the numerous sexual harassment lawsuits, decades long friendship with Epstein including numerous trips on the lollita express and his longstanding board membership of Berkshire Hathaway which has presided over numerous ethics violations?

  • TIL that in 1975, after Gillette introduced a two-blade cartridge razor, Saturday Night Live aired a fake commercial for a three-blade razor. Gillette introduced one in 1998. In 2004, a satirical ...

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  • FYI blades go dull after a few years even without use just due to entropy.

  • TIL that in 1975, after Gillette introduced a two-blade cartridge razor, Saturday Night Live aired a fake commercial for a three-blade razor. Gillette introduced one in 1998. In 2004, a satirical ...

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  • I learned to use a straight razor over covid. You use barely any pressure, tilt the blade and go with the grain and you're good

  • What's your favorite fake band name?

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  • Always fond of "The American Medical Association" from The Illuminatus! Trilogy

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    "The Band with Rocks In" from Discworld

  • Happy Stomp

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  • big pause or it doesn't make sense

  • What's your phone lock screen?

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  • The horrors!

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  • "I've found matter!"

  • Conception begins at ejaculation

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  • "onanism" is a word in English too. just not as popular.

  • Did she go down on you in a theater?

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  • oh yeah fucking love to worship a guy who can barely focus 2 feet in front of him because he lives his life off his tits and is inured from consequence

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  • Louis XIV also hated people going to the bathroom, so you had to piss on the floor because you needed to do it quick before he noticed you were gone.

  • Trump Says He Could Free Abrego Garcia From El Salvador, but Won’t: Trump’s comments undermined statements by his top aides & were a blunt sign of his administration’s intention to defy courts

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  • Intent comes from a root word meaning "to stretch," which became metaphorically to stretch one's mind in a particular direction.

    One can say "This is my intent, that was my intent, it's my intent to continue with this, that was intended - all of those are my intentions, were my intentions and will be my intentions."

  • Get comfortable.

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  • "We could hang ourselves... We'd get an erection"

    "...An erection?!"

  • The American democratic republic has died. It was 236 years old.

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  • there's a reason The Grapes of Wrath has that turtle section in it...

  • The Military Entertainment Complex:

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  • superheroes are "benign" fascists, it's fiction that would never work. Even in the gooest, saccharine interpretations I would be the one criticizing superman lol