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funkless_eck

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  • my 17yo son made crème brûlée 🥲

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  • for the real experience I hope you gave him one o' these

  • Greatest achievement ever

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  • if'n you don't know, Adrian Chiles has the most hilariously tepid column of all time

  • SSSSSEEEEEXXXXXXYYYYY

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  • to be fair a weird looking powerful warrior woman would give me a fucking boner of steel

  • Dads who didn't want pets - a classic

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  • I happened to have a lot of human friends pass away unfortunately young, so for me, to have an animal live its whole natural life in my care in peace, comfort, warmth with everything it needs, compared to some of the alternatives out there, especially as I've always adopted, means it was going to live its life anyway - I just made it better.

    And I do want to go through it again because death is a part of life, but it's the life part that's the good bit. And it's only sad for me, for the animals, they had a great time.

  • Donald Trump Manufactured the Crisis in Los Angeles

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  • what the fuck are you talking about?

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  • Para 2 is all I needed to know: ill-informed assumptions about things that don't happen and are made up by pundits who were later sued into oblivion for lying and had to walk it back caused them to vote for the party perpetuating these lies.

  • If Trump orders soldiers to shoot Americans, he seems to have a willing ‘yes man’ at the Pentagon

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  • a platypus filthy casual?

  • 'Arrest me': California's governor unfazed by threats of arrest from Trump administration official

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  • I keep a message chain to myself for new words - here's my most recent:

    architectonics, antimonies, deracinated, vituperative, idempotent, moither, uxorious, voussoir, integumented, exuviated, entelechy.

  • Voicemail should be banned

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  • I used to troll with mine and spell out my name, phone number, email address, website, all twice.

    Most voice-mails I got were like "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS YOUR MESSAGE SO LONG"

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  • TIL the original drummer of The Offspring is a gynecological oncologist who was sued for malpractice. The judge called a mistrial when he saved a juror who had a heart attack

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  • well as the old joke goes

    "what has three legs and a cunt on top?"

    "a drum stool"

  • Trump says Elon Musk will face 'very serious consequences' if he funds Democratic candidates

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  • America can't be world police for 60 years and then be surprised when other countries have opinions

  • What goes well with celery?

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  • has anyone said "just salt" yet?

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  • so I'm not in Kendrick's key ICP

  • Trump appoints 22-year-old ex-gardener and grocery store assistant to lead U.S. terror prevention

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  • I actually have government experience.

    Well that disqualifies you for this administration to begin with

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  • I hardly listen to any hip hop (middle aged white guy) but I dove in when he did the superbowl and really enjoyed his music.

  • I HATE email

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  • botos binted

  • Must be a lot

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  • anyone questioning this has just simply never eaten it.

  • Existential Comics: Nietzsche Discovers AI Art

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  • half a decade

    so was Dada, Painters Eleven, the Woodland School, Bauhaus, Fauvism, Pointillism, Die Brüke, Cubism, Vhkutemas...

    And yes, you can absolutely point to your favorite fin de ciele film making, Edward Muybridge (I know he fucked with the spelling of his name a lot) persists in modern culture for a reason.

    I accept I'm begging the question but for good reason and to make a point.

  • New federal employees must now write essays praising Trump's policies

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  • a bridge to cross when she comes to it, but they have an entire team for student support, which has both beaurocratic and management oversight and established processes with the legal and HR departments.