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  • the dog didn't actually tell him to

    Google actually told him to with text receipts in writing

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  • british detected 🚨🚨🚨

  • Bridge Ices Before Road on every bridge, comes to mind

  • Jiminy Crickett ez clap

  • is it a samsung? they sent me some clips to put on the knobs because it was easy for pets to turn on

  • I'm sure you're joking, but it's Surgeon General is to Army General because general in both contexts means "Not limited in scope, area, or application." (cf "General strike" or "General paralysis of the body").

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  • I guess in this situation the upper mgmt are in on the deal and under MSFT's thumb and get to earn top dollar and be a special boy CEO for a few years.

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  • yeah I only know it from Aldous Huxley's Brave New World, but doesn't fit the context

  • actually I think I just watched an old West Wing episode about this recently. I beleive there is a rule about when and where you can carry plaquards, signs and posters, so he likely had to be removed by the rules but was doing it deliberately.

    Not a criticism of the method, just explanatory.

  • holy shit I used this exact method this week at work to extract a paid-for database for free.

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  • they would use their sewage to fertilize the gardens.

    as im sure youre aware: absolutely terrible idea, anyone says this to you: run.

    You have to maintain human waste at a 10:1 poop:notpoop mixture, and then a 3:1 poop-mixture:greenery ratio at 135°F and 6.5pH for at least 30 days with regular turning and mixing before you can use it.

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  • If you ever join a cult or commune, ask about the toilet situation first

  • I used to co-edit an indie magazine in the 00s using Scribus.

    whenever we accidentally misclicked and it showed the error message "the program GIMP is missing!" the rule was you had to stand up and read the error message out loud

  • my cat looks like this before she goes "wmwwwrrrmwrrrrraaaaawwwnnnmm" and skitters away

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  • in terms of a global collapse at best it gets you an extra year of semi-starving

  • it may be lame to you but it's the only album bass players can listen to and feel like they're on a break.

  • yes but DNS is terrestrial, so you could just ban the web portals and apps on earth.

    Yes you could VPN to a non-compliant country, but you can already do that without a spater spenter

  • you can buy a jet for $5MM and retain a pilot for $200k pa