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funkless_eck

@ funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works

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  • What is a psychological "cheat code" you use in everyday life that actually works?

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    1. When I have a thought I don't want, i hum a little tune
    2. When I feel bad about something happening right now I remind myself that no feeling is forever, everything is temporary, there's always a tomorrow
    3. When I feel bad about something that happened in the past I remind myself that happened to me, that I transcended it, and it doesn't define me, but allowed me to make better choices in future
    4. I swapped alcohol and soda for seltzer

  • piano

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  • E add ♭9

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    Constitution Doesn’t Cover Right to Clean Water, Court Rules

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  • There should be inalienable rights when part of a society and access to food and water should be part of it.

  • I’m going to by a house [Pervis]

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  • I find the idea of company loyalty so fucking funny, especially as even as far back as 1980 the Dolly Parton movie 9-to-5 was satirizing how the concept was dead (even for the bad guys).

    My company of roughly 25 people has seen 100 people come and go in 2 years. Offer vested pensions, locked in severence, workers comp, mat/pat leave, separate sick and PTO leave, abandon right-to-work and implement wellness programmes and watch company loyalty massively spike.

  • Choco matte. [themokumentary]

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  • #No.

  • Max has allowed me to tick one item off the bucket list...

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  • mine never sleeps on my desk, she's there because she knows I will pay attention to her if she's in my way

  • You've just won a competition and now a major game developer has to make whatever game you want for free. No compromises. Your vision. Period. What game do you make?

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  • History Is A Nightmare From Which I Am Trying To Awake: The James Joyce Experience.

    An RPG that faithfully recreates the entirety of James Joyce's oeuvre, starting with Dubliners, then Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man, then Ulysses then Finnegan's Wake.

    Imagine the minigames - can you jerk off on the beach and climax at the same time as a one legged girl?

    Can you get the married woman drunk enough so she jumps in front of a train after you rebuff her advances?

    How many sex workers can Stephen visit with his monetary prize from the Jesuit school?

    Gripping stuff.

  • To people outside the UK : Do you recognise this man?

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  • Core memory of a pub drunkenly singing this out of tune at 1/1/2000

  • Boing

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  • I think you mean Primus

  • Boing

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  • yes they're mixing languages. Ł/ł is pronounced as "w" in Polish as W/w is pronounced as "v"

  • New Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the name

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  • and the sign up doesn't even work, just 404s

  • Make sure to store it in a cloud-synced folder

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  • you don't really need to hack the excel sheet, most corporate passwords are the name of the company with a 3 replacing the e and an exclamation mark

  • Promting to copy is art...I swear.

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  • my local fringe theater festival this year was plagued with AI slop posters and copy

  • Excellent rant

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  • two scenes from jurassic Park spliced together for comedic effect

    edit for extra context: the smaller man - Dr Alan Grant portrayed by Sam Neill - is taken from a scene at the start of the movie where he meets a dinosaur for the first time - a sickly triceratops - and is listening to its breathing. The larger man - mathematician Ian Malcom portrayed by Jeff Goldblum - is taken from later in the movie where he was injured in a dinosaur attack and thus appears in dishelved clothing/a state of undress.

    They have replaced the triceratops and the background from the Grant/Neill scene with Malcolm/Goldblum and surrounds.

  • Those of you who have a gift or a passion that doesn’t pay enough to be financially independent and have a job to pay the bills, what does it look like?

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  • I work 9-5 and in the evenings and weekends I admin, rehearse and perform comedy, music, thestre

  • Trump wildly claims hospitals are performing ‘reverse surgery’ on trans patients ’at my order'

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  • you have to keep cows pregnant to milk them. If he was to attempt to milk a non pregnant cow his paradigm of milkable would collapse.

  • How is love even possible under traditional gender roles if men aren't allowed to be vulnerable?

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  • how does one run a mile, put up a shelf, deal with grief, feel proud of one's achievements, make pasta, dress nicely, be self confident...?

    it's a process one achieves by doing. And like everything, it's difficult at first and one makes mistakes.

  • Everything was almost perfect. Until...

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  • yeah windows do be like that

  • EA staff fear new Saudi Arabia owners will police their games: "Projects just won't get signed because they don't align explicitly with what the Saudi government wants"

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  • she wears a hijab not a burqua.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works

    Pictures of Sassy (cont. in body).

  • cats @lemmy.world
    funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works

    happy birthday Sassy

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works

    Y'all ready for some deep lore I found at the Salt and Pepper Shaker Museum?

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
    funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works

    I want to get started with *arr apps - here are all the things I don't understand about (reverse-/)proxies and networking in order to get it set up.

  • cats @sh.itjust.works
    funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works

    It was Sassy's birthday so we got her a lil punkin house and i have never seen a human love a birthday present as much as this cat loved hers