Sure, but first they gotta figure out who owns the sun. How else are they going to inflate their value by aggregating all of the speculative projects they'll each complete when handed the same $200K cheque that they keep using to pay each other? I mean, is it even business if you don't lobby for government kickbacks that you'll get for working together, and then use those kickbacks to buy more politicians?
Well if that's true, then why do I base me entire personality on talking about how smart billionaires are and misquoting them?! Checkmate, people who understand that therapy only works if you're willing to speak honestly and listen earnestly!
Yeah, Zohran Mamdani should focus on balancing the books before he opens the government communism store.
Oh, he did? And he fixed the potholes? And did it quicker using the machines of the government rather than corporate bureaucracy? And he wants me to earn more money each year, pay less to live, and cares about me as a person?
Well, all that sounds great in theory, but this billionaire said that we still need to pay off our debts, and billionaires know a thing or two about money!
I don't care how we get there, just fucking get us there. The destination requires empathy to find it, so the monsters should mostly get lost trying to follow the old paths.
Of course, you're joking and we'd never do anything like that. In fact, we were busy studying the white Jesus Bible when we saw those people's backs spontaneously expel paint splats onto themselves.
Let's cheer you up by going to the paintball range and purchasing far more paintballs than we'll be able to use in our allotted time. I'm sure you'll dispose of the extras safely.
Basic gun safety states to know your target and what lies beyond it. Even a simple .45 has the potential to go through a camera, wall, and into a person, meaning that a perfect shot still has a non-zero chance of your bullet taking out a person or ruining someone's day.
Using one of the first gun types displays foresight and consideration that I'd desire in a politician. The second type indicates a reckless figure who is uninformed about the tools and power that they wield, and doesn't embody the values of a politician I'd trust.
It's not enough to take action and be a badass; it's important to also show that you'll at least try to keep your constituents safe.
What in the wild world of wide angle perspective shift is going on to make that rotting tube of uncooked burger meat look slim squeezed into Joe Rogan's fattest suit?
I work mostly with people older than myself. The younger ones are shocked by everyone's lackadaisical privacy practices. The older ones all say, "oh well, it's everywhere and I have nothing to hide. It's not like you can get away from it."
My code has that special slow burn where I realize just how terrible it was when a help ticket pops up a few weeks later.