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  • Boing

    Jump
  • Just like the Pied Piper

  • No worries, it's a desirable job qualification.

  • The guy who said he doesn't answer to us isn't answering to us!

  • I'd close my eyes and spin in circles in my desk chair, trying to guess if I could hear the content nearly finish loading.

  • Maximum Hoff

  • Outdated reference: Makin' sloppies!

    Timeless reference: Fuck Rob Schneider

  • Yes. I was trying to make the point that everyone should treat these invasive technologies the same way they would treat someone trying to mix feces into their sugar. No one who is even mildly serious about protecting themselves or cooking should welcome any compromise on either. They're not safe, and they're not sane choices.

  • Some of the dumbest people I know are me

  • There's gotta be a compromise for how deep I can stick my unwashed poop-covered fingers in your bag of sugar. Do I not use the bidet and wipe too hard? Do I like exploring each turd in the toilet, or guessing how many pieces of corn are in each one while they're coming out? That's none of your business! Your only job is to decide how to tolerate my poopie fingers churning in your sugar.

  • Gorilla Gorilla Allin?

  • Maybe we can get our hands on some of those Volvo lidar modules to combat all these cameras around us? "Your assumed right to record me doesn't overrule my right to make high resolution 3D scans of everywhere I go."

  • How does that even change the situation to make things safer? Are they gonna crash the drone into a suspect to diffuse a situation? Unless Flock is advertising domestic drone strikes, then the only feasible deliverables are more spying and more profiling.

  • Huh, that's much more levelheaded and polite! I asked my uncle if his genitals fell off, because I don't understand why he's so concerned with everyone else's when he still has his own to worry about.

  • As a panel of expert witnesses, bring in more 8-year-olds to demonstrate how to play Roblox. Add a mandatory checkbox that includes an attestation stating that the company is criminally liable and a requirement that these children must kick the entire C-suite to death.

    Let's see how binding check boxes still are, and to what degree minors are expected to process and follow their commitments.

  • Damn, I commented the exact same thing 5 hours after you

  • It needs adjustment. Here, use my attimeter

  • Not with that attitude

  • If you show any empathy, they'll find you