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explodicle

@ explodicle @sh.itjust.works

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  • JD Vance hopes his Hindu wife converts to Christianity, sparking debate on interfaith marriage

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  • The Christians elected him. Believe what they do, not what they say they are.

  • Republicans push to strip Zohran Mamdani of US citizenship.

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  • Neither. Even their supporters aren't this stupid. The politicians are lying, and their supporters are lying to us about being that stupid. They are literally fascists who are taking advantage of the benefit of the doubt extended by merely stupid people.

    2025 Republicans are not adequately explained by stupidity - it is malice.

  • turntable

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  • Visit the South. Or actually, don't.

  • Oh please tell me this is true!

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  • The simpler explanation seems to be that the guard was eating the fish, and blamed the octopus when people noticed something was amiss.

  • Priorities of a good man

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  • If we lived back in the days when being left handed was bad, then that would be a pretty tense revelation too.

  • xkcd #3165: Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

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  • The world's seismologists: "We've figured it out! The next earthquake will be"

    Me: "Nope not listening"

  • MAGA supporter feeling gaslit

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  • That's what jumped out at me too. Shoulda figured it out in 2016, but at least the straw that broke the camel's back was the suffering of others, not the social repercussions she's already endured.

  • Well, they are.

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  • I'm loving it. I can draw total crap in *Paint and nowadays people say "bless his soul, at least it's real".

  • To the Moooon! 🚀 💎

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  • The real force holding these values together

  • To the Moooon! 🚀 💎

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  • And they aren't nearly as good as the sauerkraut and onions were.

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  • Have you tried using your feet instead?

  • DOJ tells Republicans that Epstein files even worse for Trump than they thought: report

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  • If they're leaked and not officially released, then Trump denying their authenticity (a given) will convince more idiot centrists.

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  • On the internet, nobody knows you're a spider.

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  • They fall like every week! They're just really good at surviving falls.

  • Had worse offers

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  • Sorry I couldn't hear him, maybe he should use a deafening amplifier in the middle of the night.

  • Had worse offers

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  • [Cries in baby]

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  • At least there are some benefits to thick fingers.

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  • Of course, I'm just extremely hesitant to disregard opinions I've paid to hear.

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  • My dentist keeps telling me everything is bad. Don't use floss holders, use your fingers. Don't rely on a water pick, use your fingers. They absolutely refuse to believe that using my fingers is difficult for me and it's not a skill issue.

    I'm this 🤏 close to a radical sugar free diet because I cannot for the life of me floss to their expectations. It's always wrong.