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uh im juan i made this for an event i couldnt participate in...for actual content go to https://ihatetehbsod.neocities.org/ plz aight this was long overdue for an update but this actually has actual content since like 3 weeks after its creation lol

  • it took me quite long to get my first ever game to work but it was worth it. i forgot to mention scratch there. i never really liked it but had to use it at school and that started everything...that first game was absolutely awful but i was just so damn proud of it being better than any of my classmates back in 2021, hehe.

    then i started making weird quizzes with batch, until i got a c64 emulator and moved on to basic (no more having to deal with cmd going all "[string] Is NoT rEcOgNiZeD aS aN iNtErNaL oR eXtErNaL cOmMaNd, OpErAbLe PrOgRaM oR bAtCh FiLe11!!1!")

    im still very bad at coding but i dont care, i just do it for fun...nobodys gonna see my spaghetti anyways

  • depends...

    • html: 1? idk i only use it to make a site that i dont even wanna make too fancy. it works and i like iy that way
    • css: 2, i can do basic layout but man doing anything else than just font and colors is so hard...but again, i might not do more and just keep it simple
    • basic: 4, i can make text games fluently, but its pure spaghetti
    • js: i can only make a hello world :(
    • batch: see basic
    • bash: see js (i cant code crap in it all i can do is navigating the filesystem)
    • gray snail: idfk man i only know it for the lolz of "yeah i know esolangs" i never really did crsp in it
    • everything else: see js
  • Jade

    Jump
  • my grandma be like:

  • makes sense though. the definition on english speakers and js devs is accurate, english derived from german and js derived from java.

  • me irl

  • hey thats me (jk)

  • its currently insert current time in timezone "europe/madrid"

  • yea

  • the future is just so bright! (boom de yadda etc etc)

  • i was about to post that specific xkcd when i saw your comment

  • as someone who used dos and whose dad used win8, i can confirm xd

  • shomeone shouldve told bill gates in the 80s that in the future computers would be a bunch of idiots

  • basic is like toki pona then i guess, like python but even easeier

    no wait, that ones gray snail (minimalist vocabulary: it has only 4 commands)