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Dharma Curious (he/him)

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Check out DharmaCurious.neocities.org for ramblings on philosophy and the occasional creative writing project!

  • Gonna ruin me, but seconding. Brick in the window video?

  • Max from the goofy movie. Started a life long love of stoner burnouts that has continued to hurt me to this day

  • Came here just to make that joke!

  • Depends on what I'm doing with it. If it's something I'm going to be draining anyway, like making a cheese or a thick sauce, or in going to be drying it out, like with a baked yogurt chicken, then I'm gonna pour it out (probably into a jar to save for cooking with), if I'm just having, like, some fruit and yogurt, or making a smoothie, then I'm mixing it back in

  • Hey, I didn't realize! That reminds me, I need to go see my original Lemmy account and see what my real reddexit date is

  • Every day we move further from God

  • Metropolis has no cell signal, due to the large deposits of Plotrelevantanium in the soil, so they actually do still have a ton of phone booths

  • Spiderbaby, spiderbaby, does whatever a spider can, spiderbaby, spiderbaby, it's mother refused to nurse it!

  • D:

  • Honest to goodness, it was freaking good. I'm sure the Europeans would absolutely die if they tried it, they'd be so offended we call it cheese, but it was good .

  • What? I had no idea! I manually migrated my subscriptions over when I switched!

    It was hard for me, so I vote everyone must manually do it, for character building or some such bullshit.

  • We had government cheese in the late 90s and early 00s. Honestly, it was good. I don't know wtf the difference between gubment cheese and American cheese was, but it was so much better than regular American cheese.

  • The last one there is my basic philosophy for real life. Magic is real, we just understand it really, really well

  • I always mention whenever I see libro.fm brought up: if you don't have a local store you want to support for whatever reasons, Firestorm in Asheville, North Carolina is a fantastic refuge for the local queer community, it's a worker cooperative, and they're struggling to survive. Please consider them if there isn't another local place in your own community. With the big book stores and then Amazon, a lot of communities don't have a physical local shop anymore, so if someone has a plug for their local, I think it's worth making on these kinds of threads.

  • Also less mess to clean up. Plus, you can use your enemy's weapon. My mom hated cleaning up bits of balloon from the yard, so she gave up straight up kitchen sponges to lob at each other. It was very fun, I'd love to use the purpose made ones kids have nowadays

  • Don't worry, after we invade and occupy purchase Greenland Red, White, And Blueland, I'm sure we'll "purchase" Iceland, too. Then we can all go live there...

  • Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me

    What do you get when you capture and cage Tiny elephants filled with wisdom and rage? Forcing them to work against their own will What do you think they'll do when they've had their fill?

    Oompa loompa doompety dack If you're not cruel, they won't attack You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do

    They may be small but they're clever and bright With memories long and a thirst to fight They'll band together while you sleep at night And stomp on your toes with all of their might!

    Oompa loompa doompety dight Listen to now and set things right You can befriend them instead of enslave And they'll trumpet your name from tunnel to cave

    What can you gain from your wicked small zoo? When friendship and trunk-shakes are waiting for you? The karma returning from your evil schemes Will haunt all your days and plague all your dreams!

    Oompa loompa doompety doo Treat little creatures with respect that's true Oompa loompa doompety dee Set those wee elephants instantly free!

  • It doesn't make sense. But I live in the southern US, where they didn't get that memo that it's okay for men to like things besides giant trucks and football. Two dudes in Walmart did the coughfaggotcough thing a while back when they saw me with my teeny little mini dachshunds. 🙄 They don't know what they're missing. Tiny dogs rock

  • Please do. Some of us learn by reading diatribes on subs like this one