Pray the rosary? How about flibbart the gobdoodle as long as we're making shit up. It's my religion bro, you can't question it regardless of how nonsensical it is.
Original ESR is best ESRedit: apparently only in regards to software development. Why can't we have people who aren't batshit somehow? 🙄
Probably nobody that isn't a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.