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There is no healing of thy bruise; thy wound is grievous: all that hear the bruit of thee shall clap the hands over thee: for upon whom hath not thy wickedness passed continually?

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    Mommy noticed me!

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  • Maybe after I realize she is actually a dude from Nigeria who fucked off with all my money.

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  • ADHD is a bitch. I mean to check them and then I end up playing horror games instead and feel too tired or depressed to do so.

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  • I'm pretty sure If I tried she'd be friendly at first, until she needs me to wire her $10,000 with Western Union so she can fly out to see me.

  • The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka in case anyone was wondering.

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  • Orange man does coke tho

  • They backed out of the Roomba deal. Now iRobot is going down the shitter.

  • I'm that guy

  • Yeah but his especially, it's so squishy.

  • Why does Sam have such a punchable face?

  • Yes, In the US. That is what I meant.

  • I was just trying to warn OP that it might be taken the wrong way. I know about the differences between English dialects. My favorites are Australian English, South African English, and Ugandan English.

  • Just to clarify, I didn't think OP was being insensitive. My question was genuine, and I didn't think they knew. And yes, there is a lot of unnecessary censorship in the US. You can't say fuck on TV or the radio. I was listening to a station from New Zealand and that made me realize we're the only Country that does that. Censoring nipples is fucking stupid too. I really don't censor myself. I'm told I'm a very outspoken person. The only words I won't say are slurs because I believe they are actually harmful and disrespectful.

  • Well said

  • Are you aware that's a slur?

  • Based on OP's comments I believe this is some trolling attempt

  • Fister the People and The Strokers are my favorite. I've been making that joke about the Strokes for years now. Truly a great band.

  • Linkin Pork

  • I don't smoke but I thought they were biodegradable. Can you put them in the regular trash? I thought it was a firehazard. Where I work there are ash trays next to all the trash cans. But thank you for not being a littering piece of shit. I take bottles home and recycle them instead of throwing them away at work. People seem to think its bizzare.

  • I hate the Big Bang Theory. Autistic people are the punchline.