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  • I like how Fox news likes to put question marks on their headlines. Breaking: Democrats to use ground up aborted Christian baby fetuses to feed illegal transgender athletes? We never said that was happening we're just asking the tough questions.

  • Seeing a Chevy S-10 90's model with an antique license plate.

  • Wish I had some advice for you, I absolutely hate the buzz wordy morons that I work with, i feel your pain. I'll leave you with this amusing superhero comic action item man.

  • The onion now owns Alex Jones Info wars, and is hosted by Tim Heidecker who does a pretty good Alex jones voice, and Jim Haggerty who has this conspiracy laced spin off show named after himself. Worth checking out if you're a fan of the onion humor.

  • Recently bought a WRX, the O2 sensor went bad, the shop I normally use didn't want to mess with it so I went to the dealership. While I was waiting I get a text saying my car needs $8,000 worth of work, I just bought the thing so I am starting to panic, the advisor said the battery sensing plug was messed up and to fix it the ENTIRE engine harness had to be replaced. I asked to see what they were talking about, so we walked into the shop, it was a small plastic plug about the size of my pinky finger the previous owner had wrapped in electrical tape so i asked if we can just wrap it back up, the mechanic shrugs but wraps it back, that was 2 years ago still never had an issue even though the advisor was like you need to get this fixed sooner rather than later. Never went back.

  • Sneak a peek at the card on the bottom of the deck let's say its the 2 of clubs. Fan out the deck and tell someone to pull the 2 of clubs randomly out of the deck and hand it to you face down without looking at it. You look at whatever card they just pulled let's say its the ace of spades. Tell them to pull the ace of spades randomly from the deck same as before not looking at it and handing It to you face down. You look at it let's say its the king of diamonds. You tell them that you are going to pull the king of diamonds from the deck randomly but you covertly pull the card from the bottom of the deck. Now shuffle the 3 cards and show them in the order you just called out, 2 of clubs, ace of spades, and king of diamonds. Works best when the person you're doing it to has had a few drinks.

  • I live close to where this happened, the local news isn't telling us what happened to the children. I fear we may never know.

  • This is the US Republican party's new slogan.

  • My understanding was the grand jury was more or less a formality so that double jeopardy would prevent any future prosecutions from happening, but what you're saying 100% tracks as well.

  • Don't real cops/law enforcement usually go before a grand jury when they are involved in a shooting? Seems like Ice would have to do the same, maybe grand juries are gay now or something 🤷‍♂️.

  • I don't think there will be any war. It will be more like the movie Idiocracy.

  • tRump really is such a swell guy looking out for the Democrats all this time, you'd think they would show him a little more appreciation.

  • The Epstein files don't exist, but if they did they aren't that bad, but if they are it's no big deal cause I'm not in them, but if I am it's fake news, and if it's not it's because Democrats are in them and it's all a hoax, and if I did blow bubba he probably deserved it.

  • The most likely scenario is the robots take over and life gets better for a very small percentage of people, the rest of the world/people will live in 3rd world conditions (or worse).

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Alabama senator wants anyone practicing sharia law immediately deported.

    www.msn.com /en-us/news/us/tuberville-call-to-ban-sharia-law-shows-dangerous-hatred-against-american-muslims-advocate-says/ar-AA1O6LjG
  • So who was president in 2019?

  • Vance doesn't have whatever it is maga sees in tRump, once he is gone he will most likely take the maga bowel movement with him, at least that's what I've been telling myself.

  • The president's age was all the news could talk about until Biden dropped out. Suddenly it wasn't a problem anymore.

  • The hell with Ring alarm bells, keep banging the Epstien tRumpstein drum!

  • cats @lemmy.world

    It's hard to tell where the blanket ends and the cat begins.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    See you in hell