There's too many.
Off the top of my head, a fav dark one might be their serious quoting the Bible to me about how any child that isn't respectful or submissive should be killed.
Some fucked interpretation of Deuteronomy about stoning a child in public or something.
I don't use any of those. Probably the only real cloud-like thing I have or still allow for some reason is an old Gmail, and that I limit use of.