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bstix

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  • Bussin no cap fr fr

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  • It's pretty close to actual English:

    "Father, you have no charisma. You are fruitlessly pursuing the love of your wife for real, it's cringeworthy!"

    "I might be shit, but your mother has a lot of charisma. My world is boring without her"

    "She's the greatest of all time"

    "Seriously?" "Yes for real."

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    Today's SMBC is about the exciting science of archaeology

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  • Does anyone find that entertaining?

    I could probably invite a lawyer into my basement washing room and record 30 minutes of legal ponderings about the electric circuit there, but it's not like it's entertaining nor stopping me from continuing my dirty laundry.

  • Conservative US lawmakers are pushing for an end to no-fault divorce

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  • If they succeed with this, it will still fail.

    Fewer people will get married. Domestic violence will rise. "Till death do you part" gets a much more malicious meaning.

  • xkcd #2947: Pascal's Wager Triangle

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  • Religion is a whispering game between generations. The message is heavily distorted by bow.

  • CEOs at Trump meeting: Ex-president ‘meandering’ and ‘doesn't know what he's talking about’

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  • There are many clips from news shows and reaction videos on this, but I really don't think anyone needs a funny person to explain it and editing only makes it appear out of context.

    His speech is perfectly idiotic without any editing or explanation.

    This is the uncut speech with a timestamp to the boat thing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZddZeznA4E&t=2516

  • CEOs at Trump meeting: Ex-president ‘meandering’ and ‘doesn't know what he's talking about’

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  • Here's the transcript. It's a rant against electric boats.

    (43:33) So I said, “Let me ask you a question.”

    (43:35) And he said, “Nobody ever asked this question, and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT,” very smart.

    (43:43) I say, “What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery’s underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?”

    (43:58) By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that? A lot of shark… I watched some guys justifying it today. “Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was.” These people are crazy.

    (44:14) He said, “There’s no problem with sharks. They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now who really got decimated and other people too,” a lot of shark attacks.

    (44:22) So I said, “So there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, and water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?” Because I will tell you he didn’t know the answer.

    (44:42) He said, “Nobody’s ever asked me that question.”

    (44:45) I said, “I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.” But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.

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  • Absolutely. The computers on Voyager hold the record for being the longest continuously running computer of all time.

  • Fine, I'll do it myself.

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  • New parents needlessly take both pride and worry in when their child manages to walk. The short answer is : if you child can't walk at age 18, they may never move out.

  • White House threatens to veto anti-EV bill just passed by US House

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  • Reddit users who switched to Lemmy, what is the most annoying thing you have seen about Lemmy users?

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  • All the empty communities without any motivation from the creating user to actually be involved in their own community. I honestly think they should be deleted if they're not active. Inb4 "be the change/create your own". No, I don't want to run a community so I don't create a community. Neither should you. Nobody benefits from all these empty reservations of space. It might actually hinder the people who have a need for a community. It's like showing up at an empty store. "Oh I guess I'll go somewhere else for this then"