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  • Also, I have to wait for 2 months & 3 weeks to talk about >!Doug; the genius artist, mathematician & wonderful gardener!?!<

  • Oh snap. Thank you, I should be more aware of the rules. I honestly don't want to ruin anything for anyone.

    However, please be aware that I live within a very unique dimensional vortex. The amount of math required to calculate the variables in differences due to time dilation is insurmountable.

  • Did I fix it?

  • I wanna see a Tuvix of these two foreheaded monstrosities

  • I mean . In my defense; Starfleet commission... It is now two episodes old

  • Well you made it a spoiler now, it could've been fan fiction until you said something

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  • Yeah but the worms in his head are

    Worms be poopin', yo

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  • The worst thing about Toddler Death Voltron is: it is sentient and wants to no longer exist but they refuse to let it die because it hasn't been born yet.

    Good luck writing THAT into your next screenplay MAGA Universe Doctor Strange

  • No need for apologies, friend! Twas a fun interaction :)

  • I appreciate the sentiment of your story (I've heard similar and am touched), but I meant I was adopted by the cat (👁 ͜ʖ👁)

  • I'm not happy to hear you've already experienced such a loss, however I am thankful to not unnecessarily alarm you. Sorry for your loss :( Animal companions are incredibly special.

    Speaking of other cats, I believe part of my homeboi's eventual demise was the introduction (I was adopted) of a new cat. Talk about stressful for all parties involved.

  • Yes, if she continues to display unusual behavior (especially while pressing top of head to ground, nose down) check her out, or take her to the vet for a checkup.

    I had a very old cat of whom I loved much display symptoms similar to this, I took him to the vet and it was pancreatic cancer. Within weeks of diagnosis, he was in too much pain to do anything other than be euthanized. It was terrible, especially as I chose to have him on my lap during the process (which I do not regret, but it fucked me up). His behavior had been odd for a while before I took him in. Odd behavior means a lot with older cats. I wish I could've eased his pain or at least have known he was going. Don't let that happen, if you love the animal; you don't want to wonder if you could've done more.

  • "Yessss. This is the morning! Purrr. Hoo-man foot is unwrapped! REGURGITATE MODE ACTIVATE!!!!! (gol-gol-golum) Good. And now I wait & purr"

  • They prefer to eat things with faces, do not allow your thumbs to make you feel superior.

    That is what they want you to feel. If we think we are in charge, they don't even have to try.

  • Discovery, how did you get out of the trunk!?

  • Part 420 was pretty cool though, dudes

  • That cat is not pleased with being made into a mockery for human pleasure.

  • This is hilarious; but....

    Don't let that cat get this design to the collective... once they realize our laps are no longer needed to recharge; we are useless to them.

  • .....Jasmine doesn't like bleached blonde basic bitches with bad haircuts.