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  • My winter shorts are darker in color so as to preserve heat better, thank you very much.

  • What about blinking less often?

  • TACO, TACO man, I wanna be a TACO man

  • First thing I'd troubleshoot... Is your router the issue, or the modem that decodes the signal from your ISP?

    Last I checked, router/AP stuff is pretty easy to DIY (OpenWRT, PFsense, etc). But that's the step after the modem has done what it needs to do.

  • More domestic terrorist level shit from right wingers. They self-identified as such at their convention a while back. We should consider taking that seriously at some point, I feel like.

  • Someone's gotta try the 9th-hole-at-9 gag next. All those golf courses, each one a new opportunity!

    Edit: from Happy Gilmore, for anyone who might not know that one

  • ... a diddle pussy grab, a diddle diddle pussy grab

  • Well the Epstein truther wing of MAGA is just going to eat this up and I'm here for it

  • I fucking love this

  • Bring forth the holy hand grenade!

  • Son of a damn mother shitter!

  • That's the energy I'm talking about

  • If Louigi is in jail, how did this happen again? Did they get the wrong guy back then? Did they get the right person this time? Will the CEOs ever know peace again? And will unwitting innocent bystanders keep taking the fall for the vigilante justice being dealt out by The Adjuster who continues to roam the streets free to right the wrongs of modern America?

  • Well this is a particularly bad mistake at a quite inopportune time, I feel like. Silver lining, perhaps: a lot of crazy shit is unfolding in front of a public that is becoming more aware of how bad of an actor the current president is showing himself to be, and he might be in real danger of losing control of his base in numbers that matter.

    Voting season will be a proving ground. I am hoping midterms have a strong and resolved response to this shit and the results are outside margins of error. I can't accept the alternative, it's too sad a prospect to really process right now. I really do think a fair vote will reveal the resilience of our democracy. I really fucking hope we have free and fair elections for midterms. I think we will, I hope beyond hope we do, I am asserting we will and now reality must bend to my will, we will. I hope.

  • Or discuss the singular El versus the plural Elohim and the related implications for that over the pantheon alluded to in the books of Moses.

    But... I was trying to spread the love across the old religions and just leading off with a fun pairing. This Yahweh guy gets a lot of attention. Ra is displeased and unpleasant droughts will undoubtedly be visited upon us all now. Fuck.

  • Sure, but still no reason not to put it on display in clear and hamfisted terms if you ask me

  • This is the time to start invoking all of the gods for a more dynamic and adaptive office environment.

    "Listen, Ryan, I'm gonna need you to ask yourself what Enki would do in this situation, ok? You're giving Enlil when I need an Enki. Dammit, get your head in the game. Have you not been keeping up on this stuff? Seriously, if you've been experimenting with that Jesus stuff again I'm gonna come unglued, I swear. Get off the fuckin cross already, jeez."

  • Aww, poor widdle fella. SAD!

  • Yes! My family could not get into it, I thought it was a riot