You know, I thought that we were at the point in society where we do not make assumptions about anyone's body parts. That door swings both ways you know.
I can smuggle SO MUCH DRUGS in my ass. You don't even know. Even if y'all got a second spot for 'em I promise nobody is going near my nasty ass. There could be a 1lb diamond up there, they'd just wave me by.
Apple respects your privacy.
Also, I am the pope.
I can keep going if you'd like.