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  • Add a Mass Effect Omni-Blade for Jadzia Dax Shepard Commander.

  • I hear the alphabet they're teaching is also being used in some of the books banned in Florida for being too satanistically woke. Also some of the numbers that appear in Sesame Street were used in counting all the fraudulent votes in 2020 that were fraudulent because they had someone other than Trump selected.

  • More likely scenario:

    People vote politicians who've been bribed to use taxpayer money to fast-track research into ways to enable AI to make people dependent on corporations while keeping the people docile and then squeezing them for all their money which is then used to enable the lifestyle in the comic for the corporation top knobs while keeping the wage-slaves free-market-empowered labourers too fed to die but too hungry to think about anything other than being grateful for the scraps they are allowed by their AI-fuelled overlords.

    So basically the status quo, only now with AI. Yayy.

  • Trudeau got in trouble for blackface costumes but nobody cares when Trump clownfaces.

  • *Hannibal Lecter

  • "Go on, eat me. See what happens."

    "I'll digest you!"

    "Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you're into it."

  • Sure, you go and "curate" and put only half of the donation in the exhibition area and it's "fine" but when my zoo gets a panda on loan and I decide to do the same, everybody's all mad all of a sudden.

  • At least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.

  • Your mom.

    Wait, that doesn't make any sense.

    Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it's fine after all.

    Wait, that's actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.

    In that case, I'll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.

  • No, it's perfectly feasible: the water's on top of the map, the desert at the bottom. Now, naysayers may interject that there are thousands of miles of distance and elevation and mountains and whatnot in between, but I bet our genius Trump already has the solution: pick up the map, tilt it and draw an arrow with a sharpie so that the water knows where exactly to flow.

    Take that, "scientists"!

  • He's a successful businessman, he does indeed run the country exactly like he runs his businesses: stiff the people doing the work for him, divert the funds towards his nepotism clique, bleed the company dry until bankruptcy, and move on to do the exact same thing again because when you're a star, they let you do it.

  • A dylsexic man walks into a bra-

  • You're putting words into his mouth again. He would totally absolutely 100% declassify them right after publishing his tax returns and presenting his healthcare plan.

  • Oh yeah? But would Ozzy Osbourne put Trump's family members in positions of power, funnel as much booty - I mean national wealth as imaginable into Trump's personal pockets and benefit Trump's corrupt cronies? Sorry, I mean make America great again?

  • Well, in his defense, it wasn't about him.

  • Trump sues mirror for making him look ugly.

  • "Wouldn't it be great if everybody gave my AI company money?"

    "For doing what?"

    "... I don't follow."

  • Also known for inventing the phrase "lend me your ear".