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  • The base isn't going to rile itsself. Well, I guess they do, but you get where I'm going with this.

  • Although the victim was allegedly heard to have said that they were simply "blowing their nose," the ICE agent on-scene assessed that the domestic terrorist foreign gang member was actually about to weaponize the Kleenex, and shot the evil libtard in the face six times in self-defence.

  • What's more, if the device in question is some simple thing like a thermometer, then there's no reason for it to be networked at all. Just take the temperature and get on with your life!

  • Trashy and shitty is the whole brand! I'm surprised he didn't have his name made 5x larger and spraypainted gold, complete with vinyl sticker of Calvin pissing on JFK's line.

  • “Oh well, can’t do anything about it.”

    "Gee, guess I have to spend 10 minutes online and pick out one of the other million people who do what you do."

  • The Friday News Dump: Xmas Edition 🎁

  • We have the same standard issue + void combo. Less recursion, though.

  • Hm. At least his method is consistent.

  • I donated my DVD collection (200ish titles) to my local library last year. Warmed my heart a bit to read this.

  • At least 38% -- The other 62% still vote the way the way they do in spite of their suspicions.

  • Our kitty has the same tattoo. Whenever we spot it, we like to regale him with the fun but regrettable story of how he got so blasted on catnip in Cabo for Spring Break 2012, that he woke up with no recollection of even having got it. But he did, it happened, the proof is right there.

    But he's matured a lot since then.

  • Imagine being able to maintain an erection while looking at that illustration.

  • Perfectly on-brand: He got what he needed, so now fuck you.

  • How exactly does one wrap something in piss?

  • war never changes

  • I'm guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?

  • 'Mirrored' by Battles (2007).

    They've got a mostly traditional setup and instrumentation, but the sounds they make are really strange and unique. Sometimes the words of the songs aren't real words. It's just really out there, from start to finish.