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  • Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled...

    "Whale brain chunks"

    "Bear brain chunks"

    "Raccoon dick"

  • Don't threaten me with a good time

  • And if you follow there may

    Be a tomorrow but if

    The offer's shunned

    You might as well be walking on the Sun

    1. Distribute "Fuck Charlie Kirk" t-shirts
    2. Go to the conservative speaking engagement in said shirts
    3. Watch their heads spin when they can't figure out if they're supposed to make you leave or make you stay
  • The GOP is going to continue pushing anti-American legislation. At least in this case they're not pretending otherwise with some subversive name for it.

  • TIL I've been sticking it to the Nazis for the last 20 years

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    Can relate 🥲

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  • Is this just another vehicle for persecuting rubes?

    If by "rubes" you mean any individuals that this administration views as political enemies, then yeah, I think you nailed it.

  • I will upvote any picture of a cat (try me!) but this is a particularly nice one.

  • Except the ones who are aware and don't care.

  • "Why's everybody so mad? I'm not Alex Jones, I'm just the guy who created fake evidence that legitimized the terrible shit he said that fucked up so many innocent lives. Blameless! Oh, also:"

  • Definitely sounds like I'd need a funeral after eating something that vile.

  • There's already a well-documented method to take these out:

  • "FOR A Special Gunt"

  • List of Starlink and Starshield Launches - Wikipedia

    ~10,000 Satellites currently orbiting right now, and that's just Starlink.

    Check out the list of launches under "Falcon 9 Launches > Starlink Launches." It's every other day now (sometimes consecutive days) that they launch another rocket, and each payload is carrying 20 to 60 satellites.

  • Neighboring apartment just recently cut down a tree that was right on the property line, it shaded my apartment's whole back yard and some of the building, too. It wasn't rotten, but a nuisance for the landlord. No shade anywhere now. Definitely miss it. :(

  • "Actually, ya know what-- ALL numbers are too complicated. From now on, ALL numbers will be replaced by 1."

  • Lmao

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  • mcchris ownz