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  • Yeah well fuck you

  • Keep your head down, or you’ll be sent out to clean!

  • Yeah no problem, everybody can just go out there and build a business and be in charge right? All chiefs and no Indians. Everyone can just take all this extra capital they have and start a business, this will surely support their family and feed all their dependents. Totally easy right? I can’t believe more people didn’t think of this!

  • Hence “news” in quotes.

  • Cable “news”. It is entirely responsible for the current state of things.

  • I was wondering that myself. I hate big bang theory with such a seething passion that I’m not sure I can give this a chance 😩

  • warning: old man yelling at cloud

    I feel like everybody always has to have some condition, some struggle, some sort of impairment which makes them unique. If I suck at something, then I suck at it. There are many legitimate conditions out there, but it just seems so … trendy? to have something.

  • I like the Fedi right now. It feels like early Reddit before it went to shit.

  • (GenX) when I was in school, the cafeteria food was trash: square pizza and fries were the constant staples, then a small rotation of things like burgers or chicken nuggets. The “fruit” was canned “fruit cocktail” in heavy syrup.

    To a kid, that shit’s awesome. To my mom, it was horrific. So she went through all the effort of packing a healthy lunch every day. Lots of kids didn’t have that luxury, as other comments have addressed.

    Due to the divide, I got mocked for my nutritious meal (think of that one scene in The Breakfast Club). This often ended with me bartering for some of that trash food or purchasing cafeteria food with my own allowance and the lunch my mom made was often wasted. I’m so ashamed of that.

  • That chick: “wait’ll they get a load o’ me”

  • The restaurant had turd soup and stale bread. The people who like bread saw it was stale so they left, and everyone remaining ordered the turd soup.

  • Half his voters were women.

  • Username does not check out.

  • “””salad”””

  • Yeah I think the PBR was unnecessary but a friend brought it over. The Lambrusco with ice was basically a sangria. Throw it in a pitcher with some fruit and people would love it.

  • Definitely a fork-and-knife situation.

  • The frosting was the hardest part to eat. I like cream cheese, but I had to make sure to include a little in each bite so I didn’t just get a mouthful of cream cheese. The rest of the ingredients are pretty normal and tasty.

  • ..and on your cake day, no less 🥳

  • Savory or sweet? Tomato aspic sounds 🤢

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Christmas music

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Merry Catmas

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    The Layperson's Guide to AI Hype

    blog.curtii.com /blog/posts/the-laypersons-guide-to-ai-hype/
  • cats @lemmy.world

    Bedroom eyes

  • memes @lemmy.world

    She meant maple syrup.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Hey US, we did it four years ago

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    If I had to use win 11, I'd become a monk

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Well this is awkward

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    That's not the adjective I'd use

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I know several people like this

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    They did not reply.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward?