USAians eat burgers, fries, and high-fructose corn syrup. They sit on the toilet trying to excrete their non-fluid bodily waste on average for 8-9 minutes due to a horrendous lack of fiber. More than 72% are overweight and 47% are obese.
If I had to guess, once a week sounds about right for the average Magastanian. Not sure about the rest.
El em fuckin ay oh. Millions of people keep birds on the run: this dude "my wouldn't you look at that stamina". Why is the internet filled with single-celled eukaryotes unable to reason? I could bang any two pots and pans together and they'd make more sense than what the hell it is you think you're trying to do.
It'd honestly be funnier if you were trying to meme, but the sad thing is you're actually being serious and think you're right. My pet rock could do a better job.
Getting their private planes to crash might now be in the realm of possibility. Imagine somebody taking down a CEO's plane by writing "crash that plane" in white text on white background somewhere that humans can't see, but AI can.
Rugby is real sport for real men.