The party of small government has always been the party of NO government. Because once democracy is gone, they can take over and do what they want. The south never stopped waging the civil war, they just kept waging it by other means. They always hated the Union, and because they weren't stomped out completely they came back, like an infection when you don't finish your antibiotics.
They want to destroy it, because they know that they cannot and will never be in charge as long as us, the common people have a say.
I need reverse surgery. My dick is too big. I need another to keep it company. I wanted Trump to pay for it, but he also wanted to remove my anus, and I'm not comfortable with that, because I need to eat, too, and food turns to poop, and if I don't have a butthole I won't be able to poop, and therefore won't be able to eat, which is unreasonable.
They're super focused on genitals.