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  • This one seems to be fully cooked (with some burned spots) on top and raw on the underside, so I'm not sure what happened with OP's recipe.

  • I am not throwin' away my pot! 🎵

  • I dunno, this seemed accurate to me - not because millennials don't want to go to therapy, but because they can't afford to.

  • This would be hilarious if it were a joke. As reality, this is just horrific. Seems about right for the current timeline. :(

  • Considering you've thought about it, you're already ahead of 95% of congress.

  • On the bright side, that means the horse can continue the torture forever. Autocorrect is a mean bastard, but I'm thinking this one's not so bad.

  • That goddamned movie made leaves look delicious and my child self did not appreciate the lesson in reality versus fantasy. ಠ_ಠ

  • Yes, last I'd heard the rapist Brock Allen Turner was going by Allen Turner. That rapist.

  • This...pretty much describes the Democratic Party in general: mostly full of people who, by the standards 20 years ago, would've had an R by their names.

    Both parties are a cancer at this point.

  • You can't be a shitheel traitor if you don't engage in some shitheeling treachery, right?

  • IAAL(BNYL). In very basic terms, here's what happened:

    First court issued a ruling saying Trump admin can't fire everyone.

    Appeals court said Trump admin didn't need to follow the first court ruling (at this time).

    Trump admin tried to fire everyone.

    Appeals court has now come back and said Trump admin does need to follow first court ruling.

    Result: Trump admin is (legally) barred from firing everyone (for now).

  • I...want to eat it.

  • Explain humans. Checkmate, scientists!

  • I am, but it's only because I'm barely coping. Gotta laugh sometimes, since I'm crying the rest.

  • So, what I'm gathering from this is that he wants to have sex with cattle - but only the ones from the US.

    Sounds about right for someone in the Trump circle.

  • Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

  • I wonder how many people wonder what their local laws are on the use of deadly force in defense of another. After all, someone not in uniform and not identifying themselves seems like they're just a kidnapper.

  • You just described the current US administration pretty accurately. It's appalling, and terrifying, to have thin-skinned toddlers with this much power.