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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Relaxing in British

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  • Australians only do the accent when foreigners are around. With each other, the accent goes away and the Quokkas can be carnivorous again.

  • All of Winona Police Department's Flock cameras cut down and stolen

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  • It's actually not illegal to spend a day carrying around a battery or gas powered saw and standing near flock cameras.

    If you already have a criminal record or on probation, and don't want to risk another conviction, just hang out next to a flock camera doing bicep curls with the saw as your weight.

    Cops will come for sure, but all they can do is ID you and maybe get you to move along (to the next camera of course)

    Waste as many police and city resources as you can while they protect flock private property until the city can't justify the cost. Spread police resources thinner so that other saw enjoyers can do good work. Plus you get ripped as a side effect.

  • Well, I tried.

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  • I wasn't going to begin with

  • Student Teacher Sent a Private Snapchat Complaining About Her Workday. An Hour Later, Police Pulled Up to Her School.

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  • Oh snap, the essential step! 🤦

  • Student Teacher Sent a Private Snapchat Complaining About Her Workday. An Hour Later, Police Pulled Up to Her School.

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    1. Slavery is outlawed
    2. Except for prisoners
    3. Invent a bunch of laws targeting the lower class, those in poverty, and those with substance habits
    4. Enforce the laws selectively against those with the least agency and socioeconomic means
    5. Make incarceration so dangerous that prisoners feel the need to commit further crimes on the inside to survive
    6. Game the system so that if you don't want someone out, they don't get out
    7. Enjoy your slaves in an emancipated country

  • What's a better feeling?

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  • Shift started at 6am

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    I cant tell if its a Fuji or a Royal Gala

  • The AI bubble could burst — and take the economy with it - The Boston Globe

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  • Same with the GFC, 2007. I was broke, and did not even notice.

  • If you could have a small farm, what would you grow/keep?

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  • Beans, of course.

    I want 2 cows. I would name them Betty and Boop.

  • Microsoft confirms an AI worm is propagating through Copilot and other MS apps | CSO Online

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  • Every time I notice that the internet seems super slow for no apparent reason, I get real suspicious that it has begun

  • Ford CEO tells employees Chinese automakers could enter U.S. market in next decade

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  • Australia is currently saturated with cheap, shotty Chinese EV and ICE cars. Weird brands I'd never heard of last year.

    I suspect many of them will probably pump and dump in 5 years, and exiting the AU market when their shit starts to break down and they become obligated to fix it under robust and well enforced Australian consumer law. If consumer law isn't nerfed by then.

  • Every single time

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  • Yeah but unlike the cinema, at home there's no random old dude trying to give you a handjob whether you want one or not.

  • Every. Single. Time.

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  • Linux, of course. But which version of Linux?

  • Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not

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  • Reptilians moult their skins once every eighty years or so

  • What’s the most expensive thing you’ve eaten/drank?

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  • Bottomless dom

    I was thinking of something else for a long time.

  • What’s the most expensive thing you’ve eaten/drank?

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  • Oh shit I've had ambulance Whisky too!

  • Why I stopped talking about my feelings

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  • My legs hurt, that's a significant side effect 😭

  • Why I stopped talking about my feelings

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  • Try some exercise. For a brief time, the sadness is overshadowed by physical pain and a burdensome sense of weakness, inferiority and futility.

    It's good to change things up once in a while!

  • TIL World’s biggest beer, wine and spirits producers have collectively lost $830 billion in market value over just four years. Changing drinking habits and rising health concerns have hit earnings ac…

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  • They really are the selfish generation

  • What do I need to know about the Odyssey before watching the film?

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  • It all starts with this character named Abe. He is a janitor at a place called Rupture farms. He is a member of species called Mudoken, which are enslaved by another species called Glukkons, to work in their food factories. Abe's actually pretty happy with his job, until he learns that due to declining harvest of wild Scrabs and Paramites, the Glukkons plan to start eating Mudokens.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Vibe audit

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Turbine go brrrr

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    what really happened to the Titanic

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Update on Marge - a week after leaving the shelter, house and all contents belong to her. All seats are Marge seats. All food is Marge food.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    I just adopted Marge today. She was found homeless with a nest of kittens

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    A gentle visual critique of Blueman, from a UX design perspective

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    it's a simple question

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Ulefone Armor 27T Pro - And why I'm not using after 3 months

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online

    www.abc.net.au /news/2025-10-14/anthony-albanese-mobile-phone-number-available-online/105889284
  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Work smarder not tarder

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    I forgot the lyrics to the Old MacDonald song, but It's All Coming Back To Me Now