OP never said it would be hand-to-hand combat. The men would bring human weapons and would win handily.
Get his belly shaved. Seriously. It's a thing people do for long-haired cats to help them cool off in the summer.
How old? That happened to my old Honda when gas tank silt started coming up in chunks. It's been better since I had my gas tank scrubbed out.
Hostile takeover of the entire U.S. dairy industry under the guise of creating better conditions for dairy cattle. True goal: start making butter that's as good as Kerrygold.
I picked up an X-Tronic Remarkable: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B084VC47VXI wanted something simple and lightweight with digital temperature controls. It's pretty modest, but it suits my needs.
Baked beans. Super easy to make, not hard to make delicious, taste just as good the next day, freeze really well.
Websites that deliberately disregard browser settings and find ways to forcibly autoplay videos. That includes sites which use animated gifs in order to simulate playing a silent video, to trick you into clicking on it. Just give me a damn still image if I don't want video. I will only get angry if you shove video down my throat.
OP never said it would be hand-to-hand combat.
The men would bring human weapons and would win handily.