Also trump:
I will be running for Chancellor of FIFA,
Prime Minister of India
King of Spain
CEO of Amazon
Captain of Space Force
The Czar of Mars
and the world record for the largest, goldest ballroom in the Universe.
Oh cool. I cannot wait to see that sultry, steamy, Unicorn sex scene.
And the epic hot dog eating contest that no one can stop talking about.
And the cross stitch contest between the forest witches.
So... many... good... memories!!!!!
These people are all trying to take over the government. But the sad part is, it's just a clown car stuffed full of junkies & alcoholics. They are incompetent, and we can see it, daily.
Really bad con artists.
So he will claim that elections are suspended this year to combat fraud.
The illegal fraud he is perpetrating on the USA.
Don the Con, we got your number you complete fucking idiot.
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