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  • The radio fellatio they were broadcasting about trump was really depressing last time I visited. Have the day y'all voted for assholes!

  • Sounds like a protest non voter's cope.

  • I think you can check out the surfactants they use in lava lamps. I'm almost certain they are enzyme free.

  • Idk if it's an unpopular opinion here, but I'm totally cool with bugs as protein. I actually ate a roach that was raised in a clean environment and fed nothing but apples. It wasn't bad, actually kinda good. Tasted vaguely of apple to boot.

  • si-zuh-gee

    Or as I say it at 3:30am in response to something breaking, "little shit"

  • And you'll get permanently banned from the giraffe exhibit at the zoo

  • Sock sock, feels dirty if I do sock shoe.

  • This isn't a black and white situation. Ice sucks, Milo sucks, it's funny that the dude that supported and helped build the machine that is now trampling him.

  • Oh no!

    Anyways....

  • "Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

    He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

    Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."-Emo Phillips

  • The Gorn is a kecleon

  • It's the good advice that you just didn't bake.

  • Didn't mily Cyrus put out a reply as Jolene? It was pretty good from what I remember.

  • Ultra instinct nondescript white dude in a button up.

  • :-D

    D-:

  • Pocket powder iron!

  • Viva outas

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Furryosa's New favorite chill spot on the couch, just in reach for scritches.

  • Dullsters @dullsters.net

    I replaced the battery in my ultra thin laptop.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Furryosa enjoys her own scent more than mine!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Is there a blanket "rss" bot block option?

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    Today I learned about the critically endangered Cozumel raccoon.

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    New favorite condiment(?). Spicy garlic and onion confit.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Furryosa with the pink beans.

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Spicy broccoli & cheddar w/ jasmati rice.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Furryosa has developed a self hatred (I think). She destroys any roll of paper towels or TP I leave out.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    My feral Bob tail only does this once or twice a month. I live for these moments!

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Can anyone explain how Furryosa braided her tail?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Ceviche with a big bread loaf(fucking delicious!)

  • cats @lemmy.world

    First Furryosa found furself a butt pillow. Now she has become the butt pillow!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    This is fake right?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    You tried to pet me‽ Ewww!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    How I feel waking up today

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Turnips greens are so badly underrated

  • cats @lemmy.world

    I thought I was white AF until I ran into Furryosa.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Syzygy likes pretending to fall down between my legs.