Holy shit, I was recently in Porto Portugal and saw a plain storefront with these balls with a glowing reticle up on pedestals. It was these! I passed by the place a bunch of times, no signage and just a guy standing in there playing on his phone. There was never anyone else in there and I could not tell what they wanted. I cannot imagine this going over well in Europe.
I moved to Portugal last year and I can say that the supermarket chicken here does need a lot more seasoning (to my taste) than US chicken did. I am hoping it will help cut down my overall salt intake.
Ooh ooh that's the Tucker tube!