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Wren

@ Wren @lemmy.today

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Clinically depressed, chronically online,Socialist discordian statist for open science,Independent journalism and gay crime.

My Communities:

!art_alchemist_guild@lemmy.today — Ask, share, learn and show off with the most DIY of artists.

!cool_rocks@lemmy.today — For cool rocks.

!brandnewsentence@lemmy.today — For brand new sentences

!Independent_Media@lemmy.today — Independent world journalism news feed.

!indy_news_canada@sh.itjust.works — Independent news from Canada.

!wildfeed@sh.itjust.works — Trash. Global, diverse news, reports, blogs and listicles.

I keep making communities. Please help.

This is my main account.

Former Me:ceedoestrees@lemmy.worldicytrees@lemmy.todaytrash_goblin@piefed.zip (fuck piefed)icytrees@sh.itjust.workswoad@lemmy.ml

Land back. Do drugs.

  • Do you sing to your pet or have other silly interactions with them?

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  • "Viens ici!" or "Viens ici, s'il te plaît!" if you're being proper.

    "Minouminouminou!" if you're being Cajun, where a cat is a minou and "Meow" is also minou.

  • Welcome to our town :) …now leave

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  • I'd be happy if they just stayed out of the bike lanes.

  • Do you sing to your pet or have other silly interactions with them?

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  • I got my cat during the covid lockdown, around the same time I decided to refresh my French with the downtime. Now I have a french cat.

  • Do these look like fake cigarettes or used tampons?

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  • I was trying to make a disgusting joke. I failed.

    But I have a visceral, dreamlike memory of dissecting a sea slug while high on codeine for my intense cramps (it did nothing,) where the image of gelly-like brown flesh and rusty, marbled organs was reinforced immediately after when using the washroom.

    Thank you for sharing your visceral memory, it raises a lot of questions. I'm happy you've embraced peace because slugs are neat.

    Fun facts:

    • A few mollusks do have haemoglobin, so their haemolymph(blood-stuff) is red. The reason most mollusk blood is green/gray/blue is because they have copper while we have iron.
    • Slugs are all creamy because they don't have a circulatory system, they're more of a bag of fluids with some organs sloshing around inside.
    • Banana slugs have the highest penis volume to body-volume ratio of any animal. When they mate, they generate flesh spears to stab into each other, which serve no apparent purpose. Whoever wins the mating (gets pregnant first) gets to eat their partner's penis for nutrients, but it grows back.

  • Do these look like fake cigarettes or used tampons?

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  • Used tampons are supposed to be red?

  • Do these look like fake cigarettes or used tampons?

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  • You're fine, used tampons look more like filleted slugs.

    To make them more like cigarettes you could use a bit of cocoa or food grade activated charcoal for ash, or just burn the ends with a lighter. Bright yellow or orange sprinkles could be embers. Wrap brown paper around the other end for the filter.

    To make them more like tampons, use them to skewer marshmallows, lightly roast over a flame until marshmallows melt together and turn yellowish with a few bubbles, then slather in cranberry sauce.

  • Man given DUI after driving toy Barbie Jeep through Prince George

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  • Just a heads up this story is over two months old. That said, here are some key points:

    • The accused, Kasper Lincoln, is officially titled "Barbie Jeep Driver."
    • Kasper Lincoln just wanted to get a slurpee and his license was suspended.
    • He was driving on the sidewalk until it ended.
    • He was arrested by an unmarked police car. A Ghost Car, if you will.
    • The lawyer has, among her certificates, a "Bad Ass Award" and a "DUI Defense" certificate. They're next to each other.
    • Kasper Lincoln did his hand signals and everything.

  • Man given DUI after driving toy Barbie Jeep through Prince George

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  • I'm way oversimplifying here:

    Judges can only make decisions within their scope, the extent of the law, and on the evidence before them. They do have some jurisdiction within their court, like holding someone in contempt, but they can't convict when no charges have been laid.

    Cops can be sued civilly, but since we're talking criminal law the charges would be determined by a crown. The problem is the whole criminal court process usually starts with cops arresting someone and presenting their reports, so good luck finding cops who will rat on a buddy. Or, a crown who wants to risk losing the cooperation of the police. I know one who moved to practice in another province after they went after an extremely corrupt detachment.

    The CCLA has done a bunch of work taking up cases to hold cops accountable, but the whole judicial foundation isn't just cracked, it's crumbling. Ask any half decent crown, judge, or lawyer in private what they think of the police if you want to get stuck down a depressing rabbit hole.

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  • Good advice. Feminist Hivemind Ancillary 6969 here, and yeah, all we do is post junk history and try to be deluded.

    Most of us don't give a shit who did what first and what was in their pants, I just want free tampons and less rape.

  • Consecrated Host: Delicious

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  • I thought he was arisen from the bread.

    That's why we have unleavened bread during passover.

  • Steak and eggs

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  • Before I saw I sub I thought this was a forbidden snack geology exhibit.

  • Have you ever either taken part in or been targeted by an internet hate mob? For what reasons and what happened after?

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  • Not that I know of. I walked away and it was anti-climactic. I believe one is living in a broken down van and thinks Elon Musk talks to him directly, not that poverty and mental health issues are anything to make fun of.

  • Have you ever either taken part in or been targeted by an internet hate mob? For what reasons and what happened after?

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  • I was the target. It was an IRL one that moved to the internet.

    I tried to get people to use each other's preferred pronouns. The hate didn't really ramp up until I brought up facts and evidence.

    It had all the elements of your standard hate mob, with trolling, doxxing, threats, and all that.

  • Aeroplane

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  • How tempting is it to push all the buttons all the time?

  • Aeroplane

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  • Set the autopilot, make yourself a coffee while you skim the manual, successful landing.

  • Aeroplane

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  • How could they forget the foot pedals? That's a whole axis and objectively the most fun controls on the plane.

    adding:

    • All the buttons behind you are circuit breakers.

  • Can't unsee

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  • Send him to pick flowers...

    Guys, is farming gay?

  • If your lifes goal was to make life better for as many people as possible how would you go about achieving it, assuming you could get start-up capital for your project?

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  • Oh no thank you, they're not really my thing.

  • If your lifes goal was to make life better for as many people as possible how would you go about achieving it, assuming you could get start-up capital for your project?

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  • My life would be a lot better so it would make up for the rest.