The carpenter's "passion project" has turned into a bridge on the city's main thoroughfare. And now he's got this great idea for letting a robot maintain it.
The robot's last job was at the trap door factory.
People are concerned. "My cousin fell through a trap door on the bridge yesterday!" But the carpenter is clear: "Go build your own bridge, then."
The AI powered bugs that have been showing up in rsync were not disclosed in advance. There was no "contains piss" sign, nor is such a practice a realistic possibility.