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  • We both posted it at exactly the same time, lol.

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  • Mount Touchmore

  • It was cat. It’s always cat.

  • In the words of the Prince of Darkness himself:

    I’m not the kind of person,You think I am,I’m not the anti-christ or,The iron man!

    Ozzy is a black winged angel turning up the volume in Heaven’s chorus.

  • Did you watch it?

  • So…did you goon?

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  • Of course, redneck rapist. It’s not like the mustache has been one of the most popular facial hair styles in history…

    Behold this list of “redneck rapists”:

    Salvador DaliMartin Luther KingKaiser Wilhelm IIMahatma GandhiPaul McCartneyRichard WagnerRudyard KiplingGeorge OrwellAlbert EinsteinTom SelleckFreddie MercuryCharlie ChaplinMark TwainFriedrich NietzscheGroucho MarxBurt ReynoldsTheodore RooseveltJohn WatersFrank ZappaClark GableCarl JungWeirdGoesPro

  • This is my life meow.

  • Make Epstein Conspiratorial Again

  • I’m no fun-guy, but I don’t think it works that way. When you drive a car, you don’t suddenly feel like you have wheels. I imagine a zombie fungus driving an ant is akin to a person riding a Silt Strider in Morrowind—a body horror vehicular experience.

  • The preservatives he consumes are at risk of pickling him for eternity.

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  • The misspelled “to” is how you know he has a gun to his head.

  • Well…I won’t kink shame. Just not my bag, I guess.

  • Yep, I don’t get this at all. Is it supposed to be funny somehow? It just seems like a random set of panels. OP, what motivated you to post this?

  • They ignored a load of other really massive crimes from Trump’s first administration—why would they have gone after him for this one?

  • Go on, kiss the fish!

  • This is correct. RSTLNE. Real wheeler’s know what I’m talkin’ about.

  • We aren’t really cool with that though, people tend to write a longer personal note inside those cards.