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  • I feel like "don't try to get with your kid's best friend's mom" is also an option that should be on the table.

    That said, don't go the Facebook friend route. The intent is too ambiguous and doesn't get you any closer to your goal. I'd favor either the direct approach (the classic, "would you like to go out for a drink sometime?") or tie it to an activity you'd both be doing already anyway ("My son and I are going out for pizza after the t-ball game, would you and your son like to join us?" (I don't know how old your kids are)).

  • My brother got his girlfriend's named tattooed on his chest as a surprise for her. Luckily they've been married for ~20 years now so it worked out, but that struck me as a risky move at the time.

  • Long story short, my wife and I have been married 10+ years. She just changed from her maiden name to mine a couple weeks ago. I kinda miss her old name, it feels weird having the same name now.

  • This was an event to test and verify the voting machines and it was open to the public because it's important for people to be able to trust the systems. He stole the ballots in order to throw off their count and manufacture a story because everything they do is baseless projection and all they have are their false claims of election interference and vote tampering.

  • I have only ever bothered getting certifications if they were a job requirement or when I was looking to pad my resume before making a move.

    Ask around, your company may have some kind of tuition assistance or vouchers to cover exam fees for relevant certs.

  • That it exists.

  • I have a Coke Zero and a water, but I almost have a water within arm's reach.

  • Mid-90s, I used to stay up all night long on Fridays, watching weird cable access shows and infomercials. There was a Highlander: The Animated Series cartoon that came on around 4AM. No one ever believed me when I tried to describe it.

  • In your scenario, do you imagine that all the Trump-appointed prosecutors and the Trump-appointed judges will willingly delay the cases of Trump's "enemies of the state" until after the election out of some respect for the sanctity of the democratic process?

    It is a horrible, dangerous precedent to say we can't justly hold the guilty accountable because some bad actor in the future may unjustly hold the innocent accountable.

  • I wish I were more handy or had the mindset for tinkering and doing mechincal repairs. I lack the focus and spatial awareness to look at something, diagnose the problem, and effectively repair it or jury-rig a solution around it.

  • The pizza delivery driver was murdered. It will be the cat detective's toughest case yet. This is a very meta comic.

  • How old are you? The side-effects or withdrawal symptoms didn't really become noticeable for me until my mid-30s...I went from feeling fine whether I had caffeine or not, to getting a headache in the afternoon if I missed my morning coffee, to waking up with a headache already that wouldn't go away until I upped my dose.

  • The cognitive part, yes.

  • For me, it was being able to recognize that my parents were well-meaning but imperfect people and not getting angry about it. There was the normal childhood period when I looked up to them and just assumed they could do no wrong, then the reactionary teenage anger phase of, "Fuck you, old man! You don't know me!"

    It wasn't until around 26 or so that I had calmed down enough to say/feel without malice , "I am going to live my life the way I want to live my life, you may not understand or agree with some of my decisions, and that's OK. I'm not required to justify or explain them to you."

  • Trump's a secret Muslim?

  • I would rather not.

  • My grandpa drank 14 cans of Diet Pepsi and a box of Milkbone dog treats when he had the Alzheimer's.

  • You gonna do all that without even reversing the polarity of the deflector dish? Your funeral, man.

  • I have a certain "go with the flow"-ness that helps me glide through.