I never really get the point they're trying to make in these comic parodies (if there is any), which makes it less meaningful to me if people eat the onion.
That said, there is no way it is feasible to represent the meaning of arbitrary English text in Turtle (or any other RDF serialisation format). There's a reason the "Semantic Web" concept never really caught on.
Yeah I mostly meant that I'd categorise it as "more than a light stubble", but it's not that bad yet luckily. (I mean, it's my own choice, but still :) )
I never really get the point they're trying to make in these comic parodies (if there is any), which makes it less meaningful to me if people eat the onion.