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  • Engage

    Jump
  • "Come in"? 😛

  • Most scholars say they were written well after the fact (decades to generations after), after a bunch of oral tradition related changes crept in

    Almost like it's all a bunch of bullshit invented to control the masses 🤔

  • meant to teach you lessons

    The foremost lesson being "obey authority figures or else"

  • That's some serious high pressure pooping!

  • Rooster, butt.

  • With regards to other confectionery, Harry enjoys most chocolate bars but is not a fan of all sweet treats.

    Top notch public service journalism! 😄

  • Nah, I was a gastric surgeon, not a proctologist or urologist 😉

  • It's all we need to do!

    Just remember that 🎵in Cyberlaaaand we onlyyy drink 🎵 DIET COKE.

  • Or Denmark 😮‍💨

  • No worries 🙂

  • Gabrielle Catglesias? 😛

  • This is written as if the election were still in the future

    Because it was at the time

  • It very much was a joke, yes 😁

  • Not disputing that. Absolute dunce, that one 😁

  • I live alone with two cats and my bathroom door is only ever closed when I have visitors, to cut down on the mournful scratching and yowling 😄

  • Matrix documentation?

    You mean like Neo's passport? Trinity's birth certificate? Morpheus' receipt for those shades?

  • lol throw a colon

    I did, and now I'm no longer licensed to perform surgery!

  • I wish that was true, but unfortunately gaslighting and other forms of propaganda is much more effective than most people think.

    You don't have to be an idiot to be fooled by effective messaging and messaging doesn't have to make sense to be effective.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    49 Times

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Lindsey Graham Says Joy ‘Doesn’t Exist in the Real World’

    www.thedailybeast.com /lindsey-graham-says-joy-doesnt-exist-in-the-real-world
  • aww @lemmy.world

    Rufus the Kunekune

  • cats @lemmy.world

    They told her she could become anything, so she became a floofy spiral

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    North Korean athletes undergoing ‘ideological evaluation’ for Olympic selfie

    www.telegraph.co.uk /world-news/2024/08/23/north-korea-athletes-ideological-evaluation-paris-olympic/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Flights cancelled in Japan after scissors go missing

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cd9d7gg2599o
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump Warns That if Kamala Harris Wins, ‘Everybody Gets Health Care’

    www.rollingstone.com /politics/politics-news/trump-kamala-harris-wins-everybody-gets-health-care-1235081328/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers

    www.rollingstone.com /politics/politics-news/trump-assassination-attempt-sneakers-1235062261/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

    www.livescience.com /planet-earth/giant-phallus-shaped-iceberg-floating-in-conception-bay-surprises-residents-of-dildo-canada
  • cats @lemmy.world

    Charlotte doing that biiig stretch!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    ‘Make Europe Great Again’: Hungary’s new motto for EU presidency has a familiar ring to it

    www.wral.com /story/make-europe-great-again-hungary-s-new-motto-for-eu-presidency-has-a-familiar-ring-to-it/21488423/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Appeals court tells Texas it cannot ban books for mentioning ‘butt and fart’

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/article/2024/jun/09/texas-books-butt-fart-appeals-court
  • cats @lemmy.world

    Emily looks like she's drunkenly threatening to punch me

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Zoo defends ‘panda’ exhibit after criticism for using dogs dyed black and white

    www.unilad.com /news/world-news/china-zoo-dogs-dyed-pandas-491855-20240507
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    AMC Exec: We Wouldn't Have Made the Dune Popcorn Bucket if We Knew You'd Be Sickos About It

    gizmodo.com /dune-2-popcorn-bucket-amc-regrets-wormussy-1851397128
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL that Wyoming is larger than the United Kingdom in area but less populous than Glasgow

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Georgia Senate passes bill banning American Library Association from state libraries

    www.advocate.com /politics/georgia-senate-ala
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Valve says no to inhaling Steam Deck fumes

    gaymingmag.com /2023/12/valve-says-no-to-inhaling-steam-deck-fumes/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit

    time.com /6263906/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-quit/