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  • He could have had it all if he'd just roll them there, according to Adele's masterpiece

  • Nothing new about this. The hypocrite has been voting by mail since before his FIRST term.

  • [Citation needed]

  • I literally listened to this quote in the wild in the audiobook earlier today

    I see that you're a person of exquisite taste 👌🏼

    Do you happen to work at the FBI...?

    But a very bad guesser 😄

  • Why, a techromancer, of course!

    By which I mean a tech necromancer, not a tech romancer (pictured below)

  • "Catholicism.exe has stopped working"

    (Choice buttons are "Wait for the Cardinals to respond" and "Schism now")

  • Also I'm high.

    Not judging, mind you. I hope you're having fun or otherwise enjoying it 🙂

  • As long as he doesn't end up concluding every sermon with "I use Arch btw"

  • Yes I did, may you be touched by his noodly appendage, any other bright ideas?

  • Or someone from Canada's Hot Ryan Factory 🤷🏻

  • Finally a reason to visit that town!

  • pig farmer John Long

    Long Pig to his friends, the leopards

  • The best! Tied with her sister, of course 😁🥰

  • The shit was expensive and cheaply made, the owner was reacting to recorded news interviews playing on screens as if they were live

    In the Trump world, that's just your standard kayfabe

    Very obviously a grift

    Also yes, of course.

  • Mfw the "communist" country that can do no wrong according to the tankie instances out-enshittifies the home country of enshittification and capitalism in general 🤦🏻😄

    Meanwhile, the best baseball player in the world is Japanese, the number one ranked player in the NBA is Serbian, and they've even been overtaken as the most obese people by the citizenship-deprived residents of American Samoa!

    If not for Handegg and money hoarding, the US would hardly be #1 at ANYTHING anymore!

  • Money cats? Are you telling me Charlotte could have been paying rent all these years? 😛

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    That's a whole lotta hydrogen!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Aircat supremacy

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Salty

  • catsstandingup @lemmy.world

    ... I sorry

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Landowl Charlotte

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Emily knows what you did

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Charlotte stalking my hair elastic next to the cabbage I'm snacking on

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Cat blanket

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump-appointed board renames Kennedy Center to 'Trump Kennedy Center'

    www.rawstory.com /trump-rename-kennedy-center/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    AIPAC Head Hosts Fundraiser for House Candidate Who Swears AIPAC Isn’t Backing Her

    theintercept.com /2025/12/16/laura-fine-illinois-primary-aipac-donors/
  • Political Weirdos @lemmy.world

    Assuming that the wrongfully convicted brought it on themselves is a WEIRD take 🤦

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Fluffy Charlotte is fluffy

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Yup

  • Political Weirdos @lemmy.world

    Billionaire Palantir Co-Founder Pushes Return of Public Hangings as Part of 'Masculine Leadership' Initiative

    www.commondreams.org /news/joe-lonsdale-public-hangings
  • cats @lemmy.world

    They never listen

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future

    www.nytimes.com /live/2025/11/21/us/trump-news
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    "I never thought they'd eat MY face!"

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Badum tssh

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Hate it when that happens!

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Emily has impeccable timing